Matt: Hey this is my room!
Max: Matt, go to bed.
Matt: STOP HAVING SEX IN MY BATHTUB.
Karen: Well fuck if this isn’t worse than hot Malört.
Max: Matt, go to bed.
Matt: STOP HAVING SEX IN MY BATHTUB.
Karen: Well fuck if this isn’t worse than hot Malört.
by Unkindestpluto March 31, 2019
When you are showering with your partner the morning after a night of drinking hazelnut latte beer, and you rip ass and lock the door.
James was fucked up last night on fancy hazelnut latte beers . He and his wife were in the shower the next morning when felt hot and dirty. He locked the door and proceeded to shart the most foul of demons from his arse.
by waahoooooo December 24, 2021
Pulling forward your pants (preferably joggers) and aiming a hot air-dryer at your genital area for pleasure. The feeling of Hot Pocketing is akin to dipping your genitals in a warm bath.
- "Hey, Scott. How was your Hot Pocketing last night with Tabitha?"
- "Very nice. I almost burned myself, but it was fine. Thanks for asking."
- "Very nice. I almost burned myself, but it was fine. Thanks for asking."
by chocolatecroissants December 08, 2019
When one digs inside of their anus with their whole fist to retrieve the feces, and shoves it in their mouth.
by Anus annihilator June 03, 2023
The sexual act of inserting a hot pocket into one’s anus and having a sexual partner eat the hot pocket, causing the molten liquid from said hot pocket to ooze deeper into the anal cavity. The best flavors to use are chicken, broccoli, & cheddar as well as the classic pepperoni pizza flavor.
“I think that Tony and I have taken it to the next level in our relationship! He agreed to let me try Hot-Pocketing him!”
by mustysausage November 02, 2018
When a girl rims a guy and while rimming she encloses the colon of the guy completely with her lips and starts blowing out, thus inflating the intestines of the guy.
by John pipes March 05, 2024
come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth i'm feeling romantical
come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth i'm feeling romantical
by AntichamberYellow February 13, 2024