A syndrome whose primary symptom is never hitting the pause button (especially if one is texting while videogaming/watching tv). It is typically acquired through.
1. Excessive online multiplayer gaming.
2. TiVO/DVR deficiency
Effects of this syndrome include
1. Virtual decapitation by zombie teeth.
2. Getting beat to a pulp by Joker's henchmen or Goombas.
3. Missing the most dramatic moment of the Thursday episode of Days of Our Lives.
4. Constantly annoying friends by asking them to find their favorite shows online despite them not being available for public streaming on the TV channel's website yet as they aired less than 48 hours ago (this effect may not occur if the patient is somewhat internet savvy).
A Treatment plan includes:
1. Having others yell at the patient for having the syndrome, while hitting the pause button when needed, if possible.
2. Cancelling the patient's Xbox Live or WoW (World of Warcraft) Subscription.
3. Getting the patient a DVR.
4. Fixing the patient's pause button if it is broken.
5. Cancelling the patient's cell service so they'll stop wasting their lives texting, while wasting their lives watching TV or playing video games...
1. Excessive online multiplayer gaming.
2. TiVO/DVR deficiency
Effects of this syndrome include
1. Virtual decapitation by zombie teeth.
2. Getting beat to a pulp by Joker's henchmen or Goombas.
3. Missing the most dramatic moment of the Thursday episode of Days of Our Lives.
4. Constantly annoying friends by asking them to find their favorite shows online despite them not being available for public streaming on the TV channel's website yet as they aired less than 48 hours ago (this effect may not occur if the patient is somewhat internet savvy).
A Treatment plan includes:
1. Having others yell at the patient for having the syndrome, while hitting the pause button when needed, if possible.
2. Cancelling the patient's Xbox Live or WoW (World of Warcraft) Subscription.
3. Getting the patient a DVR.
4. Fixing the patient's pause button if it is broken.
5. Cancelling the patient's cell service so they'll stop wasting their lives texting, while wasting their lives watching TV or playing video games...
My brother has a horrible case of No Pause Syndrome from playing too much Borderlands. I can't count how many times I've seem him get turned into swiss cheese while playing games due to that.
My friends are constantly missing parts of episodes of Jersey Shore as they don't have a DVR. I'm sick of them asking me to find them their shows on veevr and what not.
My friends are constantly missing parts of episodes of Jersey Shore as they don't have a DVR. I'm sick of them asking me to find them their shows on veevr and what not.
by Jsybird June 28, 2013
A dense person who is seen as an innocent perfect person AKA female protagonist by spectators. (Jeanette being from Who Made Me a Princess)
Jeanette Syndrome MC: Please don’t cause harm to sister!!!! It’s not her fault! I was too careless. *sheds tears*
Sister: You disgust me. You have taken everything away from me and yet you still don’t know what you’ve done.
Jeanette Syndrome MC: Sister why would you accuse me? I was just trying to have you love me...
Sister: You disgust me. You have taken everything away from me and yet you still don’t know what you’ve done.
Jeanette Syndrome MC: Sister why would you accuse me? I was just trying to have you love me...
by LuShiYi November 13, 2020
I just saved that Web Site to my phone's home page but there's no FaveIcon and just got a Capitol S instead of an image. It's time to create an Icon. I feel Hacker Syndrome coming on.
by Ozzie321 February 16, 2019
A momentary, yet complete loss of one's train of thought. Typically after a long night of drinking and/or cocaine use. Individuals suffering from Dumbasperger's syndrome may start multiple tasks, that remain unfinished until a later date and/or time.
Ashtray: "Dude, when I got home I stared at my computer for 15 minutes trying to remember what I was doing."
Fester: "Sounds like Dumbasperger's Syndrome to me. Did you did you ever figure out what you were doing?"
Ashtray: "What?"
Fester: "Sounds like Dumbasperger's Syndrome to me. Did you did you ever figure out what you were doing?"
Ashtray: "What?"
by Birddog69 November 24, 2011
1. When someone knows the truth, hears the truth and sees the truth. And still continues to be dumb.
2. When someone is afraid of something that they don't understand. Refuses to understand it. Yet want to act as if they know everything about it.
2. When someone is afraid of something that they don't understand. Refuses to understand it. Yet want to act as if they know everything about it.
Example 1.
Guy1. "I saw your girl creeping out of a hotel last week with another dude."
Guy2. "You're lying. My girl would never do that."
Guy1. "Look man. This girl is a hoe. Everyone sees it but you. You need to wake up." -shows proof.
Guy2. "Imma still be with her anyway. I don't care what you or anyone says."
Example2.
Girl1. "I can't fuck with someone with HIV. They can keep that shit."
Girl2. "You idiot. You act like it's airborne. There are people who live longer abd healthier lives wit the virus. Aids and HIV are not the same. They're more scared of you than you are of them. "
Girl1: " I studied it when I was in college. People can die from it. "
Girl2. " You can die from Aids, dummy. Not HIV. It can lead to Aids if not treated. God. You gotta be the simplest bitch on the planet. Simple bitch syndrome is real, y'all. "
Guy1. "I saw your girl creeping out of a hotel last week with another dude."
Guy2. "You're lying. My girl would never do that."
Guy1. "Look man. This girl is a hoe. Everyone sees it but you. You need to wake up." -shows proof.
Guy2. "Imma still be with her anyway. I don't care what you or anyone says."
Example2.
Girl1. "I can't fuck with someone with HIV. They can keep that shit."
Girl2. "You idiot. You act like it's airborne. There are people who live longer abd healthier lives wit the virus. Aids and HIV are not the same. They're more scared of you than you are of them. "
Girl1: " I studied it when I was in college. People can die from it. "
Girl2. " You can die from Aids, dummy. Not HIV. It can lead to Aids if not treated. God. You gotta be the simplest bitch on the planet. Simple bitch syndrome is real, y'all. "
by LBlunt313 September 16, 2019
When you're visiting Bratislava, and you've seen all the popular attractions but somehow you forgot to check out the blue church and now you're haunted by a pastel colored regret. Symptoms include : FOMO, obsesively checking google street view photos, and brainwashing yourself into thinking it wasn't really worth it after all.
"I just got back from Bratislava, and while I saw all the main sights, I totally forgot the Blue Church. Now I've got a bad case of Blue Church Syndrome."
by glenpai November 29, 2024
Also known as PDS. Prominent dick syndrome is a condition in which an individual as a rather prominent dick.
by thebusiness April 16, 2014