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Tollner’s Syndrome

A disease present in a minority of humans and many spineless amphibians that presents with web like toes, bad breath, and the inability to grow over 5’6.
Damn bro! Do you see that short fucker named Dalton with the stank mouth over there? He needs some kohls shoes to hide his Tollner’s Syndrome!
by DartinAzorliade June 29, 2024
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Gamer Syndrome

Gamer Syndrome is a deadly stage within gamers who have been struggling with their addiction for years. But can start within only a few weeks or up to a few years. Symptoms may include: Lumbago, Sweat, Weight Gain, Testosterone loss, Cravings For Fast Food and Depression. If you or a loved one is suffering from gamer syndrome. Tell them to ‘go outside, bitch.’
My brother has gamer syndrome, I’m worried for his health. He may kill his chances of rehabilitation if he doesn’t act quickly.
by CummedPantz November 7, 2020
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trajan syndrome

Trajan Syndrome is a mental illness that retards the vocal chords whenever around an attractive person of the opposite, or same, sex. In some major cases, however, it suppresses the persons vocal chords completely making them mute.
"uh, uh... uuuhhh... HI I'M TRAJALINA!..."
"um.. do you suffer from trajan syndrome??"
by niggrchipz January 27, 2017
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Salt And Vinegar Syndrom

Something that suffers from salt and vinegar (chips) Syndrom is universally considered awful and wrong at first contact. But the more you consume it the more you are going to love it.
e.g.:

person 1: When I first started drinking beer, I really hated the taste of it but I've come to like it now.

person 2: I feel the same about techno music. Guess these two really suffer from salt and vinegar syndrom.
by Luca Goltz August 18, 2021
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Bad At Fortnite Syndrome

An extensively bad disease which only attacks Fortnite players. When individuals receives this disease they find winning a single Fortnite match to be an immense challenge. In some cases the individual with this disease will loose all hand-eye coordination and seem to miss every single shot.
bro... i think you have Bad At Fortnite Syndrome...
by ummguyss December 17, 2023
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Anita's - Big hat syndrome

A rare, mysterious condition in which a person’s head transforms into a literal hat, compelling them to obey the enigmatic and ever-shifting “Laws of Zendaya.” Symptoms may include involuntary posing, fashion-related visions, and an uncontrollable urge to walk imaginary runways.
She woke up with Anita's - Big hat syndrome

her head was a wide-brimmed hat, and a mysterious voice whispered, 'Obey Zendaya…
by Ted_bomb May 3, 2025
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Mr.Wheeler Syndrome

A phenomenon in which otherwise normal people become extremely agitated and hostile when driving. This disorder is named after the main character in the 1950 Disney animated film "Motor Mania".
"Hey? Did you read the news? Someone got shot in a road rage incident because they cut someone off."
"Another case of Mr.Wheeler Syndrome I'm afraid."
by country_cooker June 20, 2024
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