alphabet cock

penis shaped like the alphabet.

"woah hes got an alphabet cock

by sadlkghgiuas; November 29, 2021

diet coke (cock)

When a strapping young fellow strolls into a ghetto Wendys drive through (specifically one near Chens) and requests for a “ extra large diet coke” , just know , that pubescent half nut actually means “ cock” , and present him with just as such.

“ Can i get a large diet coke (cock)
“I know ExActLy how to make that to your upmost expectations. Pull up to the second window for your Cock and some toasted buns on the side ;) “

by thecockwhisperer November 30, 2021

tony cock

when your jerking off laying down and nut straight in the air, you preform a 180 and catch the semen in your anus

oh my gawd did you see easton hit the tony cock in his moms bed

by igodummyforcummy December 3, 2021

tony cock

when your jerking off laying down and you nut straight into the air and preform a 180 and catch it in the butthole

oh my gawd did you see that video of easton preform the tony cock in his moms bed

by igodummyforcummy December 3, 2021

cock

What I like

I wanna suck a man's cock

by Cockliker69420 December 3, 2021

Nose cocking

The act of wearing one’s face covering to protect their mouth but deliberately under their nose

Hey, look at that ‘nose cocking’ twat! Does he not realise his nose is also part of his respiratory system?

by Cras13 December 4, 2021

Andrew's Cock

A cock that is very crooked, caused from a traumatic experience involving a girl jumping on his cock drunk from the end of the bed. After that, no girl wanted his cock. It looked like a lightning bolt.

I don't want an Andrew's Cock it's crooked

by Master Dook December 4, 2021