I'm not gay but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Jamison. We won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him tighten his ass as he chops wood, shirtless, sweat pouring off his immaculate body. I'll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to Jamison. I won't be able to climax and I'll eventually go back downstairs, angry. Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing. One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin. Then he'll go inside, pen a brief missive to his departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without his one true platonic love.
by DMC41 September 27, 2021
Something which happens when someone beautiful or smart or kind and helpful attracts you towards them.
Person 1 - Oh look, ( some name) is helping the poor kids from the bullies and teaching them to stand up for themselves.
Person 2 - I know, She is so beautiful. I think I am in love with her.
Person 2 - I know, She is so beautiful. I think I am in love with her.
by UnicornioGolden May 17, 2021
guy 1: I love that tree and that stick!
guy 2: DA FUK?! YOU MUST SAVE YOUR LOVE FOR YOUR SPECIAL ONE!!
guy 2: DA FUK?! YOU MUST SAVE YOUR LOVE FOR YOUR SPECIAL ONE!!
by maplemanwhopostsweirdstuff January 06, 2022
Person:“In one word how would you describe love ?”
Person:”5 minutes of pleasure for a lifetime of pain “
Person:”5 minutes of pleasure for a lifetime of pain “
by John Doe’s left nut January 29, 2022
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