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Fuck Zombie

1) To have sex with someone while you are still half asleep, normally by waking in the middle of the night, instantaneously in the mood.

2) To wake up in the middle of the night, roll over in the bed, and automatically to begin to bang the person in bed with you, while still in the haze of just awakening.
Girlfriend/Wife: Last night was amazing. You just rolled over and starting banging me like crazy!

Boyfriend/Husband: I dont know what happened, I Just kinda awoke from a daze and I was fucking you!

Girlfriend/Wife: You were a fuck zombie!
by CLEbrownies50 May 24, 2013
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Insano the zombie

A short but creepy ass zombie kid who roams abandon factories.
Wow I ran into insano the zombie last night while I was exploring.
by Insvno June 17, 2022
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Zombie Thumb

Zombie thumb is when you wrap your thumb, while wearing a splint, in a plastic bag while you exercise to prevent your splint from smelling like sh1t. The end result is an extremely wrinkled finger thats pale white with a ridiculous looking tan line
Wrapped my thumb in plastic to go for a bike ride and came back with a zombie thumb.
by Deen_Low August 6, 2011
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junk zombie

One who is addicted to, and often uses, illicit drugs,primarily narcotics(heroin, morphine, codeine, ecstacy,etc). The name is in reference to the zombielike state induced by these substances(apathy, lethargy, sluggishness)
jill:hey,where'd ron go?
michael:prob'ly went to shoot up some more heroin.what a junk zombie.
by red commie bastard November 26, 2006
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ZOMBIE THOT

ZOMBIE THOT, (synonym: Thot Juice Zombie)

n. A alcoholicly-self-aware, idividual; female : THOT & male : Mot; who willingly debrives themselvesof sleep, on average, a minimum of 4 -6 days & maximum 10 days-3 weeks, typically, between the ages of "min'ya bi... M*thaF*kn B.******tch.!!! Thru "age-is-just-a-number", who drinks Thot/ThotJuice, the A.K.A.s of Bud's Lima-Rita, as if it's a life sustaining, Fountain Of Youth or the answer to every problem or every quick-excuse cause for celebration.ZOMBIE THOT will Chuggin' Thot Juice either piss warm, out a red plastic cup, with half a cigarette floating on top or slurpin' with a straw, on the rocks, in a flute glass. Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner, Snack.... Thot. Above all things, Zombie Thot is Ratchet, measured by degrees, ie. the aforementioned vessels and temperature tolorance, is either "In School" or has a job, and owing the dreaded, student loans, Absentee-Baby-Daddies Kids drink it, thinkin' it's spoiled Mountain Dew, stays up for hours drinking, and still after spilling, will suck floor, tries to buy 3/4/10 at the Ari Bodega, with food stamps, etc
After 3 days of Carousing during some alleged Holida, Zombie Thot kicked aside expired lottery scratch offs to get the kids and herself Mon morning breakfast..at 11am.. of, beacon, egg and cheese sandwitches, a soda, and 3/4/10 Thot Juice, paid with food stamps and Ari bodega store credit.
by AngelaEdie$UGAR!!! February 8, 2014
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zombie-proof

Some politicians make statements that suggest they're zombie-proof.
by kozowh May 21, 2013
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jazz zombies

When one holds their hands in the half-way point between fully extended arms in front of the body (as zombies are known to do when they walk) and close to their head. The hands are then turned in a clock-wise to anti-clockwise motion, turnig only about fifteen or twenty degrees in either direction, while one says the phrase; "Jaaazzz Zombies!"
Not to be confused with jazz singers, musicians, and enthuaists who have become zombies.
by I AM D August 3, 2007
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