your moms ist

your friend: where were you?

you: in your moms ist.

by August 03, 2023

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your friend: where were you?

you: in your moms ist.

by August 03, 2023

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your mom<3

use this when you hear any question

them: “what’s your favorite dinner”
you: “your mom<3” lol also i love you addyson. forever and always.

by iloveaddyson lol November 26, 2021

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"You're gay and retarded!"
"That's what your mom said when you were born."

by maxico February 07, 2020

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"Yo is that Your Mom's Girlfriend?"
"What the-"

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This day is celebrated on 16th of July. On this day you can fuck ur homie's mom and ur homie and his/her mother cannot reject u fucking his/her mom.

You: Hey John I am gonna fuck your mom, because its international Fuck Your Homie's Mom Day.
John: Oh ok go ahead.

by ayushdrane July 15, 2022

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Fatima: Hey where's mom?
Dad: i don't care bitch

mom: (currently has me inside her)

IM IN YOUR MOM BITCH EXPECT A NEW DAD

by Avlixn July 19, 2023

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