Facebook Construction Worker

Those creepy dudes that friend hot women only to leave random comments in their photo section, usually of their bikini or clubwear/slutwear pics....said dudes are usually 1) Twice the age of the woman and/or 2) Foreigners and/or 3) Borderline Pedos. The FB equivalent of the construction worker hooting at women on the street

"Lookin good, hot mama...yeahhh" (hear it in the voice of Cheech, it's funnier)..or "ur so hot!!!!!"...or "I and you can to be the togetherness people for long time"...are typical Facebook Construction Worker phrases....

by weaselpuppy June 10, 2010

Workout buff

Someone that loves to workout

Amanda is such a workout buff, her forearms can crack the side of you head.

by joe's momma in law September 27, 2010

workout tweet

a thing a person, usually a fat / known for being lazy person would post on their wall.
They'll be all like today's workout was soo hard. or
Back from a load of work outs from my gym. (backyard)

Wall Post
Jane:WOW todays workouts was really hard!!! haha lol
Fonda: *in my mind* wow seriously who gives a fuck. noone cares for your workout tweets.

by CatSheman October 20, 2010

20 minute workout

the birth of fapping waaay before pornhub

i just did 20 minute workout my balls hurt from all the yankin'

by always take a hojoe to go November 12, 2015

4 A.M. Workout

The act of working out by having sex with someone.

Workout friend: You want to workout after work today.
Me: No, I had a 4 a.m. workout with my girlfriend this morning.

by Sanctions March 4, 2013

workdown

To diminish the value of an object, idea, or person. To reprimand or berate publicly. To knock the taste out of someone's mouth for being ignorant. To unequivocally dominate another person or game to such an extent that they never wish to take part again.

Bruce received a workdown from his boss after it was discovered that he lost money on 102 consecutive trades. David decided that he would never play monopoly again after receiving the ultimate workdown from the other players. After a late night at the club with his friends, Paul went home to find his place had been worked-down by his former girlfriend.

by Mr. Workdown June 8, 2009

Workasober

Adjective.- Not addicted to or intoxicated by work. A break from work or work related exhaustion. Also, a person that does not show extreme or excessive qualities or emotions for work.

I've had a rough two weeks at work, I need some rest, I need to get myself workasober.

by Goatsucker Pedro June 10, 2009