Willy

The man who makes all love with all the girls. He has A big dick bigger than a cockzilla. He is the nicest person in the world .he cares about everyone.

Willy the slay God pulled 4 girls last night.

by Slay master June 4, 2016

Willy Wanker

Someone who attempts to do as good a job of playing Willy Wonka as Gene Wilder did, but fails miserably and looks like a queer as always.

Johnny Depp - Willy Wanker

by ChrisEarlson January 14, 2008

willy

A psycho who is obsessively jealous over everything. Will get mad at you for anything if you dont tell him at least a week in advance.

wow! you're seriously being a willy right now!

by menslady217 January 23, 2009

willyfluff

A small collection of fibres produced only by Davo whilst wearing a school uniform and drinking effes.
Harvesting of the willyfluff is celebrated in western samoa between the 3rd day of every month and the next full moon. Specified forceps must be used when collecting the fibres. It has a high market value in Japan as an aphrodisiac but may only be taken in small doses. not heeding this warning will result in ocular googliness

That willyfluff gave me a massive boner last night

by David William Stobart November 12, 2008

Willy Hat

A Condom, Protection against disease and prevention of Children.

Man: "Oh shit, i've ran out of Willy Hats, did you bring any?"

Woman: "Yes, Luckily!"

by Fuckyoumert August 27, 2008

willy wonka idea

an idea that seems beneficial at the time it was thought of, but goes on to completely backfire

In NBC's "The Office", Michael Scott came up with the idea to give out 5 Golden Tickets for a 10% discount to 5 random clients of his paper company Dunder-Mifflin. As it turns out, all 5 of the tickets went to their top client, costing Dunder-Mifflin 50% of their top account. After realizing the dilemma, Michael called a meeting where he stated, "We need a Willy Wonka idea to get us out of this situation." Receptionist Pam Beesly responded, "So we need an idea that's gunna blow up in our face?"

by frankieg102 November 15, 2009

Willy Wally

Something my dumb friend Peters says.

Peters is a willy wally

by dsboyddf December 17, 2016