A condition of falling asleep while watching TV. Most often seen when a boring show has just ended. It is most often found in Ben Hatley but also is seen in his wife, Olivia. They don't watch TV together much because of this. It is intensely hard to treat.
Ben: Hey Liv, I think 'Bodies in Motion' is on the TV. Want to watch it?
Liv: Sure, but we'll probably end up sleep watching.
Gilad: No you won't!! If you're gonna watch me you better do it?
Myrtle: Stupid Rascal, making me stiff like that. Maybe this will help.
Ralph: Count me in too, I need a workout.
Necky: You know, this is cool. I used to watch this when it was on before. Great workout.
Gil: (laughing at Necky) Did you like it?
Necky: Yes, I did. Used to do it when I was in the Marines. (gives a salute and screams 'Hoorah!')
(Ben and Liv start stretching on each other. Gil is laughing at Ben and Liv.)
Beatrice: Ten hut!!! One, two, three, four, you'd better work yourself some more!
Ben: (yawn) I knew we'd end up sleep watching. This is tough!
Liv: Sure, but we'll probably end up sleep watching.
Gilad: No you won't!! If you're gonna watch me you better do it?
Myrtle: Stupid Rascal, making me stiff like that. Maybe this will help.
Ralph: Count me in too, I need a workout.
Necky: You know, this is cool. I used to watch this when it was on before. Great workout.
Gil: (laughing at Necky) Did you like it?
Necky: Yes, I did. Used to do it when I was in the Marines. (gives a salute and screams 'Hoorah!')
(Ben and Liv start stretching on each other. Gil is laughing at Ben and Liv.)
Beatrice: Ten hut!!! One, two, three, four, you'd better work yourself some more!
Ben: (yawn) I knew we'd end up sleep watching. This is tough!
by Dusty's Baby Powder March 23, 2011
Get the Sleep Watchingmug. When a guy wraps his dick around his wrist like a watch and asks you if you like his watch. He can also ask what time it is so you inadvertadly look at it
by The Goater July 8, 2010
Get the Silk Skin Watchmug. A watch parent is like watch guard except they have kids. These are the over-protective parents who don't let their children say words like: 'fart', 'stupid', 'suck' and 'weird'
by mayokiwi November 15, 2014
Get the Watch Parentmug. This basically means that your best friend is fucking the living shit out of your Ex. But hey, ask him how your dick taste.
by Binferg August 1, 2017
Get the Watching a Shark moviemug. "what time is it" "it's time to get a watch" no seriously what time? "its time to get a watch o clock." bro its time to get a brain, "it's time to afford a watch with a job"
by SnivyPlayz December 9, 2018
Get the Its time to get a watchmug. Tom-“Dude if I get that new job, I’ll be able to afford a 2019 A4 and a Rolex Submariner.”
Ben-“I think you have car and watch disease bro.”
Ben-“I think you have car and watch disease bro.”
by WinnDixie December 24, 2019
Get the car and watch diseasemug. A phrase used to describe when low class or working class people watch Youtube/Instagram/TikTok stars and envy their rich lifestyles, not realizing that most of those stars came from wealth and had better opportunities because of nepotism. The idea of "becoming rich" doesn't exist in modern times, but "rich watching" has replaced this to make it easier for low and working class people to swallow reality.
"Did you see that new trend on Tiktok?"
"No, sorry, I don't like Rich Watching."
"Huh?"
"I'm not a fan of watching rich people live their rich lives. I need to focus on my own goals."
"No, sorry, I don't like Rich Watching."
"Huh?"
"I'm not a fan of watching rich people live their rich lives. I need to focus on my own goals."
by EvisceratedinFiction January 8, 2023
Get the Rich Watchingmug.