Loli Watching

It's a lot like Bird Watching, or People Watching, but where you're very specifically watching loli's. Usually done in public pools, beaches, or parks.

A: Hey friend, wanna go loli watching at the local pool with me?
B: Sure! I'm sure we'll see a lot of cuties this time.

by blasphemyislove April 10, 2023

restraint-watching

Forcing oneself to watch only one episode of a Netflix series per week, as if it were on normal-ass tv. The opposite of binge-watching.

"What did you think of the new season of Stranger Things?"
"I'm only on episode two, so don't spoil it. I'm restraint-watching that shit."

by Peter Auteur December 7, 2018

Watch the Ball

Pay attention to what's going on.

If you don't watch the ball, that's how accidents happen.

by Jacksoncage December 31, 2020

jog watching

The act of creepily or lustfully watching someone jog.

I'm jog watching at the girls soccer practice.

by Max Bronson November 3, 2015

Watching Suits

Engaging in sexual intercourse

Pat: "Where's Richard Right Now?"
Liam: "Oh he's with his girl watching suits"

by Beesechurgur February 16, 2021

Buzzedbird watching

Watching birds live their lives while having a buzz.

We sat on the porch all day long drinking beer and watching the birds..buzzedbird watching sure is relaxing!

by Slisa1972 October 9, 2012

Watching a Marvel movie

Act of watching your wife get fucked like your watching a Marvel movie

Dude, I’m watching a Marvel movie tonight!

by Tipsytopper October 3, 2025