pseudo-watch

When you watch a TV program at the same time from two different physical locations.

My boyfriend and I pseudo-watch “This Is Us” when we can’t be together.

by #shellbell August 8, 2018

Whale Watching

When you can see each sperm cell directly in front of your eyes from a facial.

"Bruh, me and my girl went Whale watching yesterday!" "You AND your girl?!"

by Cold Hot Tub water January 22, 2019

Did you watch Attack On Titans?

A slang for requesting a gay orgy in the middle of the street, commonly used by fatherless discord users.

Person 1- Did you watch Attack On Titans?
Person 2- Sure man, let me get the boys.

by rick astley is hoyt August 13, 2022

Watch

when someone/ something is sus asf and or stupid

That nigga pretty watch ngl.

by ranchworduser August 16, 2022

Eye watch cape horn

Means you watch gay porn

Man: Eye watch Cape Horn
Woman: WHAT do you watch?

by TheVeryStrangeOne45 August 17, 2022

watched sex

When a man let his girlfriend/Wife have sexual intercourse with another man cause it pleases them both his mind mentally and hers sexually.

I let my girlfriend/ Wife have a good time with someone last night she text me about it later all the details watched sex.

by Shawn Dyson September 12, 2022

literally anybody who watched jojos

A godly human being with a good sense of humour and an amazing taste. They get all the girls

Person: yo u watched jojo yet?
Person who watched jojo: yeah
*person starts worshipping person who watched jojo*

thats how it would play out
people who watch jojo are better than narutards and those annoying ass retared "goku solos" people

literally anybody who watched jojos are the best

by mem1 April 26, 2022