Whale watching

Watching fat people swim in the water.

I went whale watching at The public pool.

by PASTA WITH GOOD SAUCE June 08, 2021

Whale Watching

When you can see each sperm cell directly in front of your eyes from a facial.

"Bruh, me and my girl went Whale watching yesterday!" "You AND your girl?!"

by Cold Hot Tub water January 22, 2019

Whale Watching

The sport of watching a fatty go from being hideous to gorgeous in the space of 10 pints

Donz "Dim you going whale watching again tonight?"
Dim "Enough talk lads Kim is giving me the eye" downs pint number 6
Veitch "wahheyy enjoy the whale watching"
Jack "Don't forget the harpoon"

by MegRoe October 19, 2018

watch yo jet

A slang word telling someone to watch out for danger or pranks

Before I shot Jackson with a water gun, I yelled: "Hey Jackson! Watch yo jet, cuh!"

by March 23, 2023

Watching 3

means tired as fuck

"Today I'm watching 3 bro"

by watching3 January 02, 2017

winding the watch

A pseudonym for male / female masturbation.
Refers to mechanical watches that are wound though natural motions of the wrist.

where's Jon?
He's winding the watch...
where?
in the mens room...
OIC...

by tackonator March 02, 2012

Chain watching

Binge watching with a twist. Emphasis on finishing multiple seasons or shows.

I chain watched all of Naruto and then got halfway through Breaking Bad. My chain watching is getting bad.

by Nachmanite May 08, 2021