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Thunder Cunt

A name given to a an extremely hard-hit shot in football,typically from outside the box, where the ball is hit with the laces so perfectly ,it flies with immense speed that the Goalkeeper has no chance of stopping it.

Also known as a piledriver.
*Tony Yeboah goal for leeds vs Wimbledon 1995*
Fan:OH MY GOD WHAT A THUNDER CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!1!
by Whadayafuckingeyeee June 7, 2018
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Cumtastic Thunder Cunt

adj.-One who loves being filled with man juice, and is a roaring std filled pussy. Permiscous and full of homosexual intentions.
Bills is a cumtastic thunder cunt, he never drinks with the gang.
by Tecate Delima May 27, 2009
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Mexican Thunderbutt

When you drink the water in Mexico and end up with bloody diarrhea for a week.
Jorge thought his case of Mexican Thunderbutt was the worst by-product of his bachelor party in Tijuana. If not for the Mexican Strikeout, perhaps he would have also remembered the crabs he got from a dirty Mexican hooker.
by KelleyRoss August 18, 2009
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Chicken tender bender

When you pull a quickie in the KFC bathroom pulling on that weave with them greasy fingers.
"I heard you just got a chicken tender bender?!"
"Yeah I just got mines with what's its name"
by Eric shun March 22, 2013
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australian thunder kick

After you shoot your load into a girls mouth, then right before she swallows you kick her in the throat, which will cause her to choke, and she should make thunder noises as she chokes.
Dude I heard this Cady chick tried the Australian thunder kick with her dog, and she liked it
by Fitzie555556 February 12, 2014
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Buffalo tender

When a dude sticks his finger in hot sauce and then up his girls virgin ass.
Tedd knew Veronica was a anal virgin so he gave her the buffalo tender
by Jenmarie1983 April 19, 2018
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Mark Thunder

A wonderful children’s writer of such classics as, Dee’s Big Nuts, a tale of Dee’s friends love for her big nuts. The Great Master Baiter, a book described as a, gag gift, but us true Mark Thunder fans know its come from the bottom of his heart.
And finally, Wanna Bone? A true wonder of a story leaving the critics raving.
“ My true love for Mark Thunder should be shared by all.”
by BJurv the Ambiguous May 23, 2022
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