1. a group chat that is full of people who consistently REK one another and talk about stupid things 24/7
2. A metaphorical train that holds people that have been rekt
2. A metaphorical train that holds people that have been rekt
1.
Did you check "The Rekt Train?"
Are you kidding? I have 1,450 unread messages from that thing.
2.
Has Jonah gotten off the rekt train?
No. He never has, and he never will. He's always being rekt.
Did you check "The Rekt Train?"
Are you kidding? I have 1,450 unread messages from that thing.
2.
Has Jonah gotten off the rekt train?
No. He never has, and he never will. He's always being rekt.
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