Thomas Cooked

New rhyming slang for the word "fucked" referring to the state that the UK tour operating was in when it went insolvent.

Person1: "Brexit is a total mess"
Person2: "Yeah mate, it's proper Thomas Cooked!"

by Nhurr September 23, 2019

cooking apple

Someone who seems appealing but is actually fückin gross.

Yeah, you could hit that off you're really keen but I hear she's a cooking apple

by Garmo May 24, 2024

Cook up this chicken before it goes bad

Have sex with this girl before she loses interest

Yo, Chris, I’d love to see yall but I gotta cook up this chicken before it goes bad.

by George567590 January 7, 2025

Cooked

To be in an extremely bad or inescapable situation.

I didn't for the test, I;m cooked

by LOCKS25 April 19, 2024

Mouth cooking

A method of cooking where the chef chews food, spit it out, repeat and prepare a dish with the chewed food

A:Hey what's your favourite style of cooking?
B: Definitely mouth cooking, i like the extra flavour

by Alexendrio the wise November 22, 2020

morgan cook

bit of a fish, swims too much, has a big cock though

morgan cook really is a fish

by fish life June 4, 2019

Cane Cook

SUPER COOL GUY THAT HAS MANY FRIENDS.

Cane Cook is so cool

by CANEzz November 3, 2017