shit the titty

when you drink before noon

it is 11:50! you have 10 minutes to shit the titty

by shh don’t tell bitty August 8, 2021

Shit and Spin

The act of alternating shitting and barfing in the same toilet. For example, when sitting on the toilet shitting you realize you need to spin around and barf.

Dude that food was so nasty it gave me the shit and spins.

by ThatsWhatsUp562 December 25, 2013

Salmon Shit

A shit that comes back up into the toilet bowl after being flushed much like the wild salmon swims against the current to return home.

"Dude, why didn't you flush?"

"I did! It must have been a salmon shit that swam back upstream."

by HoneyGetMyBelt October 19, 2020

Semtex Shit

The act of taking a shit so hard that it sticks to the toilet bowl similar to the way semtex sticks to surfaces/people in the Call Of Duty series.

Sometimes it even has the ability to withstand the force of a flush or two.

Person 1: "Yo man, I just took one hell of a shit, it's stuck on like semtex and it won't flush away, what should I do?"

Person 2: "Oh you took a semtex shit? Its cool, just leave it for the cleaner, I'm sure she won't mind."

*Later that day....*

Cleaner: "WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!"

by wisemen experience July 19, 2011

Shabby-Shit

Two definitions:

a. When someone tries to create a 'Shabby Chic' environment and fails.

b. When an environment that was once genuinely 'Shabby Chic' falls in to a state of disrepair and is deemed crap.

a. Have you seen what those Chavs have done to their house? They've made it look Shabby-Shit by painting the walls and furniture with lime wash.

b. That château we stayed in was more 'Shabby-Shit' than 'Shabby-Chic'.

by Ginger Monkey July 17, 2007

Dolphin shit

Back or ass in the air while doing push ups which resembles a dolphin surfacing

Hey! None of that fucking dolphin shit! Real warriors keep their backs straight.

by DolphinWarrior February 22, 2018

on the clock shit

noun. (an addition to "The Shit List")

This is any kind of shit that you take while you are punched in (clocked in) at work. Lunch hour and coffee break shits do not qualify.

"Thought you might have fell down the toilet since you took so long in the bathroom?"

"Oh no, I just needed to take a nice "on the clock shit"!

by jamminspacey January 24, 2010