by CcAaNnCcEeRr October 19, 2017
by -V- October 24, 2007
At the party Tyler was droning on about politics that no on really cared to hear about as we had been with him all day and the guy did not stop talking. Four girls suddenly showed up the party and Tyler latched onto one of them as a new victim - two new ears.
by the comand'r February 24, 2019
A beautiful Korean woman with a big smile who looks you straight in the face. When you walk away she talks bad about you and the smile turns to a smirk.
Theresa is Korean two-faced, she has such a great smile when you talk to her. Only because she will have something to say when you walk away.
by Dr. Blackjack August 08, 2013
A young, badly-behaved, and inexperienced hoodlum. Also a petty criminal. The "two-bit" prefix denotes a cheap worthlessness.
by Dean O'Banion November 12, 2010
The amount of time quoted within which any project of any size or scale will be completed, even though all parties involved know that promise is a bold faced lie. Whether the job is finishing a backyard landscaping project, hanging office doors, or replacing a headlight that got hammered by the business end of a deer, the experts will tell you with complete confidence that the finished product is 2 weeks out.
Danimal: Hey Buddy, now that the weather is in the triple digits in Arizona, how’s the pool coming along?
Lil Marty: My contractor assured me that they are Two Weeks Out from wrapping everything up.
Danimal: I feel like you told me that three months ago..
Lil Marty: I did.
Lil Marty: My contractor assured me that they are Two Weeks Out from wrapping everything up.
Danimal: I feel like you told me that three months ago..
Lil Marty: I did.
by Falcon Thunder Fist May 19, 2021
A phrase to show that someone is completely clueless. The Egyptian two-step in when a male exits the bathroom after urination but forgets to zip his fly, such that his junk swings to one side with a right step, then swings to the other with a left step. The male is totally clueless that this is occurring.
Did he realize that he just misfired the weapon in the wrong direction? No? Have him do the Egyptian two-step over to do some push ups.
by Stagmen February 23, 2017