Ruhan Syndrome

sexual delusion that it isn't gay to think about a transgender male

guy: I'm not gay but...
guy 2.: such a ruhan syndrome case

by dr. sam-i-am March 14, 2019

Restlessairpaddling Syndrome

the compulsive need to move the arms and wrist in a paddling motion, in the hallway, and everywere you go. Usually occurs during off-season.
For Dragonboating
(RAPS)

my RAPS episodie happen after school when i was talking to my friend then my arms just happen to start moving,

Friend- "john WTF are you doing?"
Me-"dont worry about it",

Friend-"JOHN ARE YOU FUCKEN DOING THAT ROWING SHIT"
Me-"I have "Restlessairpaddling Syndrome" OK!!!

by USDBpaddler October 12, 2009

Epio Syndrome

When a player in a bedwars game just sits in the forge without sharing loot.

Ah shit... We have another guy with Epio Syndrome smh...

by MrEpio March 20, 2021

Turridiot's Syndrome

When you open your mouth to speak, you have no control over what comes out. But you can bet it will be something stupid.

Chas: "I halfway partly sometimes almost always never really almost kinda don't have Turridiot's Syndrome."
Brandy: "You're a dolt."
Chas: "Don't harsh on me! I have a Synonym. Syndome. Syntax. Syndrome. Something."
Brandy: "Idiot."

by crashlanta April 09, 2011

Snooze Syndrome.

Alarm... Snooze... Alarm... Snooze.... Alarm... SHIIIIIT!

Even when we know we should probably get up or we will be late we convince ourselfs that sleeping ten miniutes wont hurt, then we repeat and repeat untill we are about half an hour late then blame our alarm.

Beep beep.

Oh 10 more miniutes

Beep beep

*smacks snooze button*

Beep Beep

Go away... OH SHIT IS THAT THE TIME???

*Jumps out of bed muttering "Stupid Snooze Syndrome. !"*

by Anna's February 07, 2010

Songwriting syndrome

When a song is too fast and too messy to sound good.

Why isn't this sounding good?
I think it's suffering from the songwriting syndrome...

by metallica3000 March 24, 2012

polypenis syndrome

A chromosomal disorder when each time you like a new girl, a new penis grows out of your scrotum. This allows you to have sex with all your crushes at the same time.

It's going to be a nightmare when you put a guy with polypenis syndrome into a room full of hot chicks.

by Ploopy cereals May 18, 2017