won the internet

When on social media one says, does, or expresses something that just blows everyone's mind.

Chris just posted an epic poem about monster trucks, beer & Kid Rock. Sarah commented that he just won the internet.

by Justinsideyou October 31, 2020

internet courage

The type of bravado a person exhibits on the internet incognito behind a screen only to turn coward when confronted physically.

Rob was all internet courage when slut shaming Koko's gala attire last night but stuttered when she accosted him in class.

by Nenye May 14, 2014

internet thing

Another word for router when you can't think of the word or you just don't wanna say it

Jill: is the Internet thing on?
Bob: yea it is buts it's also known as the touter

by Barbraboo September 3, 2016

Internet Quicksand

These are to be avoided at all costs. They usually take the appearance of an appealing website, such as "Hack any Facebook account!" or "Watch Netflix for free!" Click on it, and you won't be hacking or watching anything for a while. First, it'll ask you to fill out some little captcha and give an email address. Easy to fake your way through it. Then comes stage 2:

"Just fill out this quick survey..."

Don't. If you start this survey, the quicksand pulls you down into survey after ad after survey, until you and your computer are drowning in pop up windows and fake personal information you try to use, as the Internet Quicksand links you to more quicksand, makes more windows you can't close, and slowly steals your real personal information.

And for all we know, it probably hacks your Facebook and watches your Netflix. Stepping into an Internet Quicksand will destroy at least an hour of your life you will wish to forget. And worst of all, it now has your computer information and email. Say hello to a sudden influx of advertising and new email spam that none of your friends will understand or believe.

Person 1: Whoa look I can hack anyone's Facebook...

2 hours later:

Person 1: Aw, shucks. It was an Internet quicksand. But look! 50 places just emailed me about free Netflix!

5 hours later:

Person 1: These bastards think they're gonna mess with me? I'll show them. I'll hack their Facebook!

by ISHOWEDYOU January 22, 2014

Internet Acronym

A shortened way of saying a commonly used phrase on the internet, using the first letter of each word in the phrase.

I love using internet acronyms, LOL.

OMG, you're my BFFL.

WTF is your problem?

See ya later, I G2G.

by Rabees May 22, 2010

internet christian

An angry churchian who trolls internet sites screeching about their right to push G-d off onto anyone;

They cannot stand the idea that the US is not a theocracy.

They are usually extremely agitated by atheists and their so-called "agenda" in or on social media.

They believe social media is used by atheists in a deliberate attempt to push said "atheist agendas" and thwart churchian efforts to convert others in order to save them.

Butters worth is an "internet Christian" with self righteous proclivities.

by Matlockmominthecafe December 17, 2013

Internet Klingon

Someone who takes EVERYTHING you say as an act of aggression, or an insult to his or her "Honor".

User 1 - "I don't really like Battlestar Galactica."
Internet Klingon - "Dude, I love BSG! Why you gotta talk shit? I'm not gonna let you get away with that. You can't step all over me!"

by TobiasJeth August 6, 2007