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Internet Law

How it works:

If you came to my

house, came inside, and said 'I'm going to rape

your dog,' I would tell you to get the **** out,

and then I would force you, because being in a

'free country' doesn't mean you can ****

around on someone else's property
grimlen: 1st amendment!
ReySquared: and freedom of speech does not

apply ^_^
Wufei: doesn't apply on the internet
grimlen: psh
ReySquared: you can say what you want, but

not here. :3
grimlen: yes it does!! Internet is a form of the

press!!!
Wufei: if the laws of the constitution applied to

the internet
Wufei: we'd have a lot of libel/slander cases in

the courts
grimlen: itsamerica, its gonna happen
grimlen: if u ban us, we will come back!!
ReySquared: The internet is not a form of the

press, and this server is somebody's property.

That means that whatever you do, you have to

abide by whatever stipulations the host makes.
grimlen: YES it is, it is available to the publc!!! A

you sukc
ReySquared: No, it isn't. The first ammendment

applies to the government, you can't take a

person on the street to court for violating your

first ammendment rights.

...

Wufei: Rey
Wufei: publish it xD
Wufei: define it under Internet Law

This definition coined by ReySquared, Urban Dictionary editor
by LordWufei May 5, 2009
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The Internet is Cursed.

The internet is filled with stupid bullshit that fills human minds with lies and self-destructive plans.
The internet is cursed.

The internet is cured and shall go away soon.

All deaths are final.
by TheOnlyGian June 11, 2023
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internet courage

The type of bravado a person exhibits on the internet incognito behind a screen only to turn coward when confronted physically.
Rob was all internet courage when slut shaming Koko's gala attire last night but stuttered when she accosted him in class.
by Nenye May 14, 2014
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internet shooters

Internet shooters is when somebody playing cool on the intenet like they are something

-Look at that guy

-That guy is such an internet shooter he never done anything that he say he done
by mhblock December 9, 2017
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Internet Acronym

A shortened way of saying a commonly used phrase on the internet, using the first letter of each word in the phrase.
I love using internet acronyms, LOL.

OMG, you're my BFFL.

WTF is your problem?

See ya later, I G2G.
by Rabees May 22, 2010
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internet old

adj. Describes the feeling you get when you witness the closure of a long standing and very enjoyable web site. Similar to the feeling you get when you watch someone graduate from high school that you remember being born.
Can you believe BMW is shutting down bmwfilms.com? I remember when that shit came out in 2001. Damn I feel internet old!
by SrBlanco October 18, 2005
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internet microcelebrity

Someone who believes that 30,000 followers makes them famous. Often fitness YouTubers or Instagram record producers with 5,000 followers and a verified tag. Often found in the comment sections of @rap, @6ixbuzztv, or @worldstar.
Mike: Hey John! Lucas Hamilton just liked my post!

John: Who?

Mike: Lucas Hamilton! You know, the guy up the street who has 9,000 followers!

John: Wait, the internet microcelebrity dude?
by Le dieu du PEI July 31, 2021
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