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Belorussian cannon

Belorussian party game. This is when you shove potatoes in your ass and fart them out to see who hits target. Winner gets bottle of Belorussian vodka.
Boris let’s play Belorussian cannon! I can’t Ivan, my ass still hurts from yesterday
by Natasha6383 February 11, 2025
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Twin cannons

The act of rapidly inserting both of your fists, in an alternating manner, directly into a man's anus. Often done violently, with force.
Last night was wild. He used the Twin Cannons on my asshole so hard, I'm going to need a diaper.
by Pillcosvy April 9, 2022
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Dave Cannon

When someone over judges something yet they don't understand themselves that it's a cannon not a big chimney to put coal into it to heat
Dave: why you such a Dave?? My car is navy blue not green
Luis: wait is it because I said your van is green not blue, I'm such a Dave Cannon
by Lucas Killmore February 18, 2022
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Cob Cannon

A upgrade plant in the tower defence game "Plants vs. Zombies" that requires two Kernel-pults in order to plant, plus it can be used to fire explosive corn cobs to deal colossal damage to zombies.
"I survived 30 flags worth with my Cob Cannon strategy."
by TestUser999 December 17, 2021
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Cannon

Cannon is a very sexy lightskin who like straight thicc bitches shaking straight ass in his face.
Damn Cannon is so fine
by Double diamonds November 20, 2023
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crooked cannon

Any Judge that does not faithfully or consistently adhere to their oath of office and aggressively pursue justice for ALL.

Most specifically any judge that's totally biased and crooked such as Judge Aileen Cannon whose made numerous crooked judgements in order to benefit the sleazy chump clown Trump.
"Yo Jimmy I heard you're serving 5 years in prison for jaywalking... What happened? "

"Yeah... I had a 'crooked cannon' as a judge."
by ECHOROCK November 16, 2023
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Cannon

"Man you've been smoking one-gram cannons. How are you still conscious?"
by Wun Hung Low April 15, 2022
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