blind begger

Two elderly blind cockney women suck and licking one penis, when without warning you remove said penis and crack their heads together causing them to beg for a ambulance whilst licking each other's boxes

Oi Dave I gave Ross' mum and aunt a blind begger last night. His nan only came in and starting licking their boxes

by Truckie April 19, 2018

eyebrow blindness

when u don't notice that ur eyebrows are messed up and u continue to carry on thinking it looks good. then maybe later u look back at finally realize like ew my eyebrows were ugly.

James Charles suffered from major eyebrow blindness...
-his sharie brows

by youknowmemr.cool August 8, 2024

Blind buy

To impulsively purchase an item that you've yet to try/experience with the hopes that it turns out for the best. (Generally something that's received a bit of hype).

Sauvage Dior was a blind buy for me, but I ended up liking it.

by Emerald City March 7, 2024

Blind Billied

To be sucked off unwillingly until you cum by your retarded 4'10 Male friend in a sleepover that you never knew was homosexual. Keep in mind, that you have to be underage while your "friend" is over the age of 18. The origin of this was from a blind child, but it can still be applied to anyone.

I could not go to sleep after I was Blind Billied last night by Cyraxx. I had to go to the principal's office the next day to make a report that he did this to me.

by Cyraxx Historian June 26, 2024

Wanked-Blind

To be absolutely screwed over

"I locked myself out, proper wanked myself blind."

"Craig I'm sorry I slept with your girl friend, boy I wanked you blind."
"Iv been wanked-blind by this parking ticket."

by Ketty Walsh December 11, 2017

Sexier than socks on a blind rooster

youre sexier than socks on a blind rooster, so sexy and hot

blake is sexier than socks on a blind rooster!

by bigbootybitchesbeonmydick March 3, 2023

blind audit

Randomly audit a class

I was bored so I randomly walked through a randomly-selected academic building on campus where I saw a group of students in a random room so I walked in and blind audited.

by gnilrets March 27, 2015