surprise springback

when someone is urinating with an erection and the basketball shorts they had pulled away involuntarily spring back and send urine flying in all directions onto the person.

Rusty- why does jeff have water spots all over his shirt?
Tyler- I think he had a surprise springback.
Rusty- hmm, definatley.

by amazawaliisdead July 20, 2009

Wet Surprise

When you are pissing, sitting down and you accidentally piss on your underwear.

Damn it, I got a wet surprise again!

by n-bomb September 20, 2015

Sunflower Surprise

When you are fisting a girl and are about wrist deep you open your hand out and give her a sunflower surprise.

Friend 1: aw man I gave my GF a sunflower surprise last night and she almost died
Friend 2: bro..thats just grim

by Spicy Memer October 1, 2016

herriman surprise

When your friend sends you something in the mail secretly, trolls you about its existence and then cops an attitude when you seek further details.

Jeff: "Hey, Matthew. I might have sent you something in the mail, don't be mad."
Matthew: "Dammit! What did you send? When does it arrive?"
Jeff: "He he he he!"
Matthew: "Just tell me!"
Jeff: "Nah. This is a Herriman Surprise!"

by Mayor McDickers November 29, 2016

tomato surprise

When you're going down on your girl and she surprises you with heavy flow.

I went down on my girl knowing she was near her period when she gave me a tomato surprise.

blue waffle

by Hampharm October 25, 2015

peanut surprise

The action of a the male partner eating nutty peanut butter and pulling down the female partner's underwear and vomitting inside her vaginal region then proceeding to insert his genitalia roughly while inserting his hand into a jar of peanut butter and fisting the female partner's anal cavity.

Hey babe let's have a peanut surprise.

by spartanglove November 5, 2015

Oreo Surprise

A white guy with a black dick. When he cums it makes an Oreo! Making his partner surprised!!

When girls suck my dick they get an Oreo surprise:)

by Sexyhaas6969 June 25, 2019