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santas grotto

The love dungeon in which Santa often takes the elves and people on the naughty list for BDSM related activities.
1) Heard some really lots screeching from Santas grotto last night.
2) Not sure if the snow was melting around Santas grotto but I saw some fluids seeping under the door this morning
3) You seen the Ho ho hoe's coming in and out of Santas grotto? Damn, they would make me cum more than once a year.
by SilentDefiner February 7, 2019
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Santa

A big fat red and white hobo. Red faced probably from somewhere where people rage. stupid. Lets everbody think he existes
Santa!! Is that you?
by asjbh October 8, 2019
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santa cloths

by xdr5t3evq3q December 2, 2023
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stoned santa

The best place to get Personalized handmade gifts and string art and all forms of personalized gifting done. Stoned Santa is the holy mecca for getting handmade gifts for you and your loved ones.
I just got my perfect Gift from Stoned Santa.
by trippyentrepreneur July 9, 2019
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Santa

The sweetest bitch you'll ever meet. She ain't a fat man in red that ruins everyones Christmas.
She do be kinda awkward when you first meet her but opens up very quickly.
parasite 1: Did you see Santa last year???
parasite 2: Omg are you talking about the kind girl at school?
by urlocalctya January 21, 2021
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Santa Barbara Warm Tooth

The cruel act that involves placing a small piece of fresh feces and placing in on the front tooth of a comrade.
Victim:"Dude this coffee tastes like s***"
Friend: "Oh man check yourself in the mirror, someone must have given you the Santa Barbara warm tooth"
by lawbyjake April 10, 2015
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Santa hats

When a woman’s boob is saddened and completely deflated, most likely due to trauma-induced hyper reaction to oversexualization of the chest area, or due to misogyny and fomogeny
by anonymous August 3, 2024
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