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Smoke the pipe

"That girl's awesome man, I'd fuck her with my feet in boiling fat"

"Ah, but does she smoke the pipe? This is the question"

(best done in a Geordie or Scottish accent)
by Husky Bear September 14, 2009
mugGet the Smoke the pipemug.

train smoke

Train Smoke- Having a lot of money on hand or a reputation for having a lot of money at any given time, big spender, big baller,
Man that nigga got that train smoke for days
by John Djamenek December 29, 2016
mugGet the train smokemug.

Smoke a Fag

I really hate homosexuals. Let’s go smoke a fag.
by Calvinisagayassnigga February 13, 2019
mugGet the Smoke a Fagmug.

Smoke a Blunt

"My wife left me, gotta SMOKE A BLUNT!!!"

"On trial for possession, gotta SMOKE A BLUNTTTT!!!"

"Cops searching the car, gotta SMOKE A BLUNT!!"
by E.J. Martella September 14, 2004
mugGet the Smoke a Bluntmug.

smoked out

to be good or done smoking weed.... rare in most experienced potheads....
(me)...here hit this blunt of citrus dro man....
(novice smoker)..nah man im smoked out
(me)...pussy..
by drtysouth February 1, 2005
mugGet the smoked outmug.

smoke thirty

The time of day that signifies it's time to go outside and have a cigarette break (or alternatively, time to smoke a joint), usually taken at the bottom half of the hour.

To indicate to someone you wish to take a smoke break, you would typically peek your head in their office, and go "smoke thirty" to which you both hobble outside, have a cigarette and muse about how much you hate you fucking job.
Ben: Hey man, what time is it?
Dave: Ten til smoke thirty.
by cheeriomcmuffin April 5, 2009
mugGet the smoke thirtymug.

smoked turkey

Eating turkey cutlet while getting a blow job standing up!
I was getting a smoked turkey then bob walked in the kitchen!
by johnwope April 12, 2014
mugGet the smoked turkeymug.

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