cock ring

When a woman proposes to a man buy slobbing his knob if he says i do then they get married, but if he refuses to marry her she bites his dick really fuckin hard, then runs out the door and shits all over the sidewalk...usually.

When vanessa gave rj a cock ring he lied to her saying he would marry her but when she finished sucking his dick he slipped out the back door

by eddie van halen January 31, 2005

ring stinger

offensive word for a homosexual.

Look how that ring stinger dances, what a poof.

by Jemima May 04, 2005

bling ring

Bling ring is a kit that consists of many Swarovski crystals/gems where you can stick onto your phone to make it bling!

You can also create different patterns and shapes using those crystals, or use the pre-made sticker form ones and simply just stick it onto your phone!

"omg, i just got my very own bling ring!"

by michelle y July 17, 2006

ring ding

a word commonly used in comedy acts. believed to be a hostest treat. never actually existed but stereotyped as what fat people eat.

i drew the short straw, i gotta order for the whole construction site. lets seeee... ill need 47 cups of coffee, 31 slim jims, 2 packs of tic-tacs and 82 packs of ring dings.

by suckers December 12, 2003

lord of the rings

1. a series of books written by JRR Tolkien.

2. a homosexual.

Origin: from lord, as in gaylord & ring, as in anus. Such a person belongs to the 'Fellowship of the Ring'.

"that bloke over there is very close to his male friend. He is blatantly a lord of the rings!"

by Ronny St Papps January 05, 2005

Ring Licker

An individual who is largely obsessed with the fantasy series 'The Lord of the Rings'. This occurs to such an extent that they collect every piece of memorabilia they can find, know Tolkien's work inside and out, openly quote the books and films to everyone and anyone, fiercely defend the books and films; and band together in groups to debate the intricacies and happenings of "Middle-earth". Some call it healthy fun, others refer to it as downright fanboyism.

"Watch your mouth or ill kick your ass back to the Shire!"

"No need to whip your 'precious' out on my account, ring licker!"

by StevieJ March 04, 2007

nose ring

Both girls and guys wear nose rings if they have their nose pierced.

If you are wondering which nostril to get pierced to wear a nose ring... read this:

Ettie: Hey Fret! I really want to get my nose pierced!
Fret: So then DO IT, Ettie!
Ettie: But I'm not sure which nostril to pierce..
Fret: You FOOL, Ettie!
Ettie: ..Hey!!
Fret: K i want you to breathe out air from your nose
Ettie: WHY, what are you going to DO to me?
Fret: JUST DO IT ETTIE!
Ettie: OK, OK! *Breathes out air from his nose*
Fret: *Puts hand on Ettie's nose*
Ettie: HEY, why did you just touch my nose, Fret?
Fret: OMFGZ ETTIE, YOU ARE INAUSPICIOUS! AHHHHH YOU ARE EVILLLLLLL EVILLLLLL EVILLLLLLLL!!!!!!
Ettie: I am so NOT evil Fret, what are you talking about?
Fret: The air you breathed out was released from your RIGHT nostril. Those who release air from their RIGHT nostril are EVIL.
Ettie: Omfgz, you serious?
Fret: YES, I RELEASE AIR FROM MY LEFT NOSTRIL, EVERYONE ELSE I KNOW ALSO RELEASE AIR FROM THEIR LEFT NOSTRILS! WHATS WRONG WITH YOU.. AHHH GET AWAY FROM ME YOU EVILL EVILLLL MONSTER!
Ettie: *Tear tear*
Fret: *Runs away*
Ettie: WAIT you never told me which nostril i should get pierced...
Fret: YOUR RIGHT NOSTRIL... BECAUSE THATS WHERE YOU RELEASE YOUR AIR FROM... BECAUSE YOU ARE EVIL! ..AN EVIL MONSTER!!!!

by runchi November 08, 2006