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trump riche

An extreme form of nouveau riche, where one constantly brags about being very wealthy but either can't or refuses to prove it; and accompanied with a taste for very gaudy rich-appearing decor (often baroque--sounds like "broke") that is combined with items or behavior normally associated with low-class or trashy people. Trying to appear classy and rich but not knowing what actual classy behavior is nor what styles and valuables truly wealthy people possess.

A trump riche person might eat over-cooked steak at a fancy restaurant and cover it with ketchup, or dip sushi in tarter sauce cups while wearing an ill-fitting suit with an Armani tag pinned over a "made in 'gina" label.

A trump riche person might serve a stack of Big Macs and Filet-o-Fish sandwiches on silver-plated platters, while directing their tuxedo'd waiter to light a gold-plated baroque candelabra to provide ambiance while he talks about how wealthy he is: "people are saying I'm the wealthiest person to ever do this. It's true. A lot of people wouldn't be so generous. I make the best deals--everbody says that. I got a discount on these burgers. They only wanted to give me a 10% senior discount. I said make it 20, or I back out--NO DEAL. Make it 20, that's what I said. And you know what? They gave it to me. Nobody else could have done that."
"That trump riche motherfucker just left me a two-fifty tip on a 500 bill, told me to go back to Mexico (I'm Lebanese!), and took his own roll of TP to the bathroom. When he walked out to his limo, that tp was dragging of his shoe though."
by smugdragon January 15, 2019
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Rich people magic

Things that get done for rich people that are taken for granted and seem like they are magically done.
People without staff can not appreciate all of the rich people magic that I enjoy!

If you are worried about daily tasks you don’t understand rich people magic.

If you have to ask the price, you aren’t rich people magic.

If you don’t get attention immediately and you don’t get pissed, you are not rich enough!
by @BigMac April 23, 2024
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space rich

When you're so rich your employees pay for you to go to space. And you make money off it
Hey Jeffy, what's it like to get a zero G bJ?

Dude, no idea, I'm not space rich like that bezos guy
by Spacerichbitch August 3, 2021
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riched

That girl just stretched and I riched everywhere!
by dumhawd June 22, 2011
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rich white con

a white guy who’s a douche who shows off his parents money
that dude is such a rich white con
by sadderyeeyee April 18, 2019
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lizard rich

The lifestyle of people who are trustafarian desert dwellers who live off the grid in RV's, Airstreams, or the like
Today in Joshua Tree, I met some people living lizard rich.
by snagglejew April 8, 2025
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heavenly riches

Those 0%!$@#& "fake US currency" tracts that sarcastically needle, "Disappointed? You won't be disappointed if you give your life to Jesus Christ!", and usually only serve to invalidly guilt-trip the reader by giving him a false feeling of personal greed (just about **anyone** would likely wanna pick up an easy ten/hundred dollars if it is just lying around --- that's not a true sign of actual bona fide greed!) and cause him to resentfully turn away from religion all the more.
It may or may not be true that "good deeds may entitle me to heavenly riches", as this stupid fake-ten-dollar-bill tract states, but I'd rather just have da ten dollars, thank you very much!
by QuacksO July 22, 2018
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