To wake up in the dead of night, fully torqued, and aggressively masturbate just to fall back asleep.
by GeneKreemer March 24, 2025
Get the Jab the Hogmug. Referring to your penis after a long night of drinking then going out to purpously sleep with large women in competition with your friends to see who can sleep with the most in one night.
by firebill July 14, 2011
Get the Hog Augermug. Something that is bad. Some could say hogs goblin could be defined as the worst. This definition was derived from working at KFC as it is the worst place to work.
by Thanks for playing July 7, 2015
Get the hogs goblinmug. by Jippy Dimes February 28, 2022
Get the alabama bush hogmug. 
An hideously obese bull headed middle aged woman with a bowl cut. An extremely loud specimen, She will grumble loudly about her flapping vagina and gaping poo and semen crusted anus. They are ferel creatures with a diet consisting of methamphetamines fake Mexican oxy 30's and the Ben and Jerry's ice cream you just purchased for your girlfriend.
WARNING: A Tater hog is not your friend she is a parasite living on your raw butter, ice cream and your dope.
Signs you might have a tater hog:The overwhelming smell of cat piss and kitty poop as she is incapable of taking care of her pets or cleaning a litterbox, used poo covered turkey basters strewn about the room due to her compulsive obsession with shooting melted butter and methamphetamine up her massive gaping asshole, and of course things you own turning up missing almost every time you leave the house. Also refered to as a swamp donkey, usually named tyilesha or something similar.
WARNING: A Tater hog is not your friend she is a parasite living on your raw butter, ice cream and your dope.
Signs you might have a tater hog:The overwhelming smell of cat piss and kitty poop as she is incapable of taking care of her pets or cleaning a litterbox, used poo covered turkey basters strewn about the room due to her compulsive obsession with shooting melted butter and methamphetamine up her massive gaping asshole, and of course things you own turning up missing almost every time you leave the house. Also refered to as a swamp donkey, usually named tyilesha or something similar.
by Taintpoker November 1, 2023
Get the Tater Hogmug. When one places their nose in the anterior region of their partner while actively eating the rectum.
by ArmyDitchDoc September 24, 2021
Get the HINNY HOGmug.