1. the act of google-mapping the address of your crush's house (Mapping it) and proceeding to beat off outside her window. (Fapping it)
2. The shy guy's alternative to Mark it and Park it
2. The shy guy's alternative to Mark it and Park it
EX:
poor johnny was just too shy to try and pick up lisa at the bar so he decided to map it and fap it to her.
poor johnny was just too shy to try and pick up lisa at the bar so he decided to map it and fap it to her.
by SavoryDavory June 15, 2012
the act of masturbating while crying, happens when you're fapping to some really fucked up shit or you're just sad and horny
person A: "bruh you good?"
person B: "yeah why?"
person A: "dude i heard you wet fapping last night"
person B: "..."
person A: "..."
person B: "yeah why?"
person A: "dude i heard you wet fapping last night"
person B: "..."
person A: "..."
by zero two's darling July 13, 2021
by pimpassnigga September 11, 2012
by Babaca_ January 17, 2016
IRS Agent 1: Why is he taking so long to open the door?
IRS Agent 2: He’s probably doing the classic fap n’ crap.
IRS Agent 2: He’s probably doing the classic fap n’ crap.
by uncleGhandalf May 14, 2020
by Foxxiegirl November 16, 2021
When you are doing something bad or illegal in your room, masturbating very loudly so the people in the next room won't come in.
Oh man I just smoked so much weed.
Crap my parents are home! Better do a cover fap so they don't come in
Crap my parents are home! Better do a cover fap so they don't come in
by PintSizeSlash3r March 30, 2011