Map it and Fap it

1. the act of google-mapping the address of your crush's house (Mapping it) and proceeding to beat off outside her window. (Fapping it)

2. The shy guy's alternative to Mark it and Park it
EX:
poor johnny was just too shy to try and pick up lisa at the bar so he decided to map it and fap it to her.
by SavoryDavory June 15, 2012
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wet fap

the act of masturbating while crying, happens when you're fapping to some really fucked up shit or you're just sad and horny
person A: "bruh you good?"
person B: "yeah why?"
person A: "dude i heard you wet fapping last night"
person B: "..."
person A: "..."
by zero two's darling July 13, 2021
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Thunder Fap

The act of fapping very loud and quickly, much like thunder.
Is that a storm, or is my roommate just thunder fapping?
by pimpassnigga September 11, 2012
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Buffalo chicken fap

When you masturbate using hot sauce for lube.
That girl makes my dick hotter than a buffalo chicken fap.
by Babaca_ January 17, 2016
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Fap N’ Crap

When someone rubs one out while taking a shit on the pooperfarten.
IRS Agent 1: Why is he taking so long to open the door?

IRS Agent 2: He’s probably doing the classic fap n’ crap.
by uncleGhandalf May 14, 2020
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Cover Fap

When you are doing something bad or illegal in your room, masturbating very loudly so the people in the next room won't come in.
Oh man I just smoked so much weed.

Crap my parents are home! Better do a cover fap so they don't come in
by PintSizeSlash3r March 30, 2011
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