Age

No, it's not his age! It's not her age! Missy (The bitch that MJ tried to set me up with, got a boyfriend, and then came and fucked the retard anyways) was MY age! I dodged that one didn't I? Saw that one coming a mile away!
Hym "You know and I know that it has nothing to do with age. HE IS A RETARD IN THE GROUP HOME YOU WORK AT AND IF YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO TELL THEM ABOUT YOUR PERSONAL LIFE WITHOUT GETTING FIRED YOU SHOULDN'T BE FUCKING HIM WITHOUT GETTING FIRED! SEX-BASED DISCRIMINATION IN THE WORKPLACE. That's what it is! But because you can't be expected to turn down fat cocks for any reason (up to and including retards and children) shit like this happens."
by Hym Iam July 16, 2024
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Age

No it is not. You are a filthy shit-lib and you like it when numbers match because you are an autism. The numbers do not need to match.
Hym "That same person making the claim that it's the age ALSO BELIEVES that if there is a male to female age gap that it is MANIPULATION and wrong. So that is YOU BEING A SHIT-LIB. YOUR philosophy of intersexual relationships being injected into the case and it is not reflective of what actually happened. You are shit. Shit-lib. It's right in the name. Shit. You. That's you."
by Hym Iam June 20, 2025
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Ages

A very short length of time worded to sound like a very long length of time.
I can't wait 5 more minutes, that's ages!
by Dandanman March 13, 2023
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Age Immortal

Its When you cannot Die to Age but can die to other things like Getting hit by a car. or being shot. so its not really being Immortal you just cant die to age.
"Im Age Immortal i will Live forever!"
by texan definitons January 02, 2020
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I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known, As, Hellstrom Hellstrom, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, & Messenger Add Oak Got In trouble For Going To Borough Of Manhattan Community College At Age 17
I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known, As, Hellstrom Hellstrom, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, & Messenger Add Oak Got In trouble For Going To Borough Of Manhattan Community College At Age 17
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Little Dark Age

Little dark age is a song made by the band MGMT which is about the current political climate of Trump's America
"Little Dark Age is used alot"
by TheUrbanCrafter August 18, 2023
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Age bomb

When you're having sex and your partner says their age and they're under the legal age
Joe: What's wrong Chris?
Chris: That hoe dropped the age bomb on me, she's 16 not 18.
by EndSliceOfBread April 19, 2016
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