Two can Sam

A guy who gets drunk after drinking two beers. A play on Toucan Sam.

That guy has no tolerance for alcohol. He's a Two can Sam.

by -V- November 10, 2007

two new ears

What a very talkative person is always in search of, e.g. someone who has not yet tuned them out.

At the party Tyler was droning on about politics that no on really cared to hear about as we had been with him all day and the guy did not stop talking. Four girls suddenly showed up the party and Tyler latched onto one of them as a new victim - two new ears.

by the comand'r February 24, 2019

Korean two-faced

A beautiful Korean woman with a big smile who looks you straight in the face. When you walk away she talks bad about you and the smile turns to a smirk.

Theresa is Korean two-faced, she has such a great smile when you talk to her. Only because she will have something to say when you walk away.

by Dr. Blackjack September 6, 2013

two bit punk

A young, badly-behaved, and inexperienced hoodlum. Also a petty criminal. The "two-bit" prefix denotes a cheap worthlessness.

Hey! That two bit punk just swiped the hubcaps off my Olds 98!

by Dean O'Banion December 12, 2010

Two Weeks Out

The amount of time quoted within which any project of any size or scale will be completed, even though all parties involved know that promise is a bold faced lie. Whether the job is finishing a backyard landscaping project, hanging office doors, or replacing a headlight that got hammered by the business end of a deer, the experts will tell you with complete confidence that the finished product is 2 weeks out.

Danimal: Hey Buddy, now that the weather is in the triple digits in Arizona, how’s the pool coming along?

Lil Marty: My contractor assured me that they are Two Weeks Out from wrapping everything up.

Danimal: I feel like you told me that three months ago..

Lil Marty: I did.

by Falcon Thunder Fist May 18, 2021

egyptian two-step

A phrase to show that someone is completely clueless. The Egyptian two-step in when a male exits the bathroom after urination but forgets to zip his fly, such that his junk swings to one side with a right step, then swings to the other with a left step. The male is totally clueless that this is occurring.

Did he realize that he just misfired the weapon in the wrong direction? No? Have him do the Egyptian two-step over to do some push ups.

by Stagmen February 23, 2017

Two Balls and a Bong

Simple, understandable, and uncomplicated.

Taken from SnapCube's Sonic Adventure 2 fandub where Dr. Eggman (Alfred Coleman) is describing his penis in relation to Shadow the Hedgehog's

"That's right, baby! All points, no quills, no pillows. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong!"

by Umbreon Man May 13, 2020