Mother Trucker

A PG substitution for mother fucker

Mother trucker dude!

by Ghenggy da Munky September 20, 2018

Surrogate Mother

Typically done in threesome of two females and one male. The male cums in the first females mouth, who then spits the cum into the other females vagina. Possibly resulting in pregnancy.

At the end of that threesome I became a surrogate mother.

by notthefather69 August 8, 2022

Mother-birding

Mother-birding is when you bust a load so massive inside her mouth, some drips out onto her tits, at which point you swoop down, slurp up every last bit of nut that tried to get away, and carry it back up to her mouth where it belongs, much like a mother bird feeding its offspring. If you can catch your runaway kids midair, after it drips off her chin but before it lands on her tits, you’ve mastered this art. And it’s your own jizz, so saying “no homo” when mother-birding is completely unnecessary, and would most likely just make you come off as a closet homosexual for saying it. Mother-birding is a very kind, loving, and nurturing assist, and should not be confused with any version of snowballing.

Bill Clinton was an idiot for not mother-birding Monica Lewinsky. Had he just took the time and effort to mother-bird the bitch, she wouldn’t have had the evidence nor the heart to get such a swell guy impeached.

by ILikeALilHareInMyMouf69 June 4, 2018

Narins Mother

Fat cow mooooo.She has consumed all food in a 100 mile radius.Be careful if you have food this fat cow will come !

Luis:David your so fat
David:Hey, thats mean
Luis: your like narins mother MOoooooOoO

by NarinsFatMother April 10, 2022

Your mother

Who I have had sexual intercourse with.

Jane: Hey baby who did you first have sex with?
Suzan: Your mother.

by Therealmilflover69 May 2, 2021

Mother's Eyes

You have your mother's eyes... I can see your true colours of your families eyes and you're already a beautiful person, especially your family. Show your true family colours.

"You have your mother's eye's"

- Snape

You have your mother's eyes

by green_bean (Gachatuber) April 15, 2019

smother's mother

A over-bearing and over-loving mother whose pressure feels like a pillow over the face i.e. smothering you

Tommy: The mothering thing, okay. You’re smothering him with the moth- you’re a smother's mother . That’s what you are. You, you know what I mean? It’s like a pillow, a love pillow that you’re holding over the kid. He can’t breathe.

by shobobo July 14, 2010