nail tech 

The occupation of internet gods. Pedobear, Shotacat and Loloki are all nail techs. Anon is the expert nail tech.

Scumbag Steve is an aspiring nail tech but he cannot seem to climb the seven stairs to exit his mom's basement.

Anon: I need a mani-pedi, quick!
Loloki: I am a nail tech, why won't you invite me to beauty express?
Pedobear: Me too
Shotacat: Purr purr, do thaaaat.
Scumbag Steve: Can I do your nails, I have the best china glaze!
Chorus: Techni-coloured YAWN.

nail tech by S.S. Tasche March 29, 2011

flute tech. 

the housekeeper at tobey who loves to clean the pipes in the security office while he munches on some pepperoni and then proceeds to give her some baby gravy!

damn, flute tech. really knows how to clean my pipes. I couldn't even wait to give her some of my man chowder

flute tech. by flute tech. February 6, 2009

shakespeare tech 

using an old fashioned way of writing books and plays. with no computers involved.
tech is a short version of the word technology meaning electrical everyday items.

guy 1: man, i got a history assignment and my computers broke. I got to write it by pen

guy 2: uggh i hate using shakespeare tech!

shakespeare tech by ComicGal April 27, 2010

sci-tech 

pertaining to science and technology.

We are living in the sci-tech age.

sci-tech by uttam maharjan May 13, 2010

American Tech Support

A group of highly-trainned voice over geeks who don't know a single thing about computers. They usually hide their voices by using the usual indian man. The customers of American Tech Support always get pissed off after 5 minutes of talking.

ATS: Thank you for calling American Tech Support. You got problem?
customer: Didn't I already talk to you?
ATS: No, that was my brother.

American Tech Support by jacobishott December 26, 2011

Mo-Tech 

A homosexual snitch who goes behind your back like a bitch

"Ryan and Jeff are being huge mo-techs right now."

Mo-Tech by Mr. Otterass December 23, 2011

Cheezy Tech 

A Group of Tag Artist that are able to TAG and Create art on the spot, there also skilled musicians and can dance and shuffle. Able to play sports and win, the group is hard to get into and is ran by the current leader Mr. Nancarrow

TagaRt SHuffLe FeaSt 2012 ''

Cheezy Tech Crew Participants came First for there artwork

Cheezy Tech by Nancarrow_Phsydo July 31, 2012