The Tax Man

Taxman is the man who requests the taxes

Oh look its The Tax Man the man who requests the taxes

by Taxmanbob March 10, 2021

Party tax

The price you pay by losing an item while having fun.

“I lost my phone in the river last night when I was drunk.”
“Party tax!”

by Raven Discoball March 18, 2021

Taxes

A dumb legend made by the government

Bill: Damn I need to pay my taxes
Juan: Bro that's just a dumb legend
Bill: Oh yea

by person.you.dont.know March 22, 2021

Noise Tax

An informal but harsh penalty dealt out by neighbors of people who feel the need to show off the loud exhausts on their motorcycles and sports cars, their illegal fireworks or 12 million watt subwoofers. Also people who are mystified by their car alarms, can't properly care for pets and children, and talk outside windows late at night like they're at some club can expect an invoice

The tax itself is on a sliding scale based on the offender, the offense, and how often it happens: ranges from being anonymously being reported to local Code Enforcement or a Karen-post on Nextdoor and can escalate beyond minor frozen urine puddles to facing an arson charge for the recipient

Wayne was happy his favorite sports team won, he didn't know or care that the single mother next door was up past her shift tending to her son with colic so he was surprised to find a dirty diaper through his sunroof; the frustrated mother had succeeded in exacting a Noise Tax.

by Bryan Eurism March 23, 2021

Tax

Tax is a person who holds a mcyt collab
Tax is also a person who has lots of swaggy

Tax also likes Genshin

"Tax is swag"
"Tax is like your mcyt collab can I audition??"

by Duckytheducc April 22, 2021

Tax/Netherite

Netherite is a person who handles a mcyt collab and has lots of swag
Tax/Netherite goes by Tommy, Tax, and Netherite

"Tax/Netherite has lots of swag"

by Duckytheducc April 22, 2021

Ass Tax

When she constantly shares all her issues about her life but doesn’t want an emotionally connected relationship, or she makes little contribution to the relationship besides looking good & being on her phone 24/7, you charge her ass tax for your time spent with her. Like a therapist.

“We spent a lot of time talking about your last relationship. I’ll have to charge you ass tax”

“You’re kid broke my lamp when you were over my house so I’ll have to tax that ass of yours for payment.”

“I got dinner, you pay the ass tax later.”

by SirMasterDaddyDom April 25, 2021