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Tan sheets

When you piss on somebody else’s bed knowing they won’t be home for a couple of days so by the time they are home your piss is dried
Joe was being a asshole so I gave his bed some tan sheets
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Jia Tan

The person behind the XZ backdoor, can also double as a slang for "backdooring open-source software", Was caught by an Microsoft employee that saw 100% CPU usage when connecting to an SSH server who later hyper-fixated on tracking down why it was 100% and narrowing it down to XZ where the backdoor was caught
"Jia Tan backdoored an another piece of open-source software once again"
by hn1f July 1, 2024
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Dan tan dare

When you say Dan tan dare to your lady you're telling her she's dead sexy "you look Dan tan dare tonight darling"
"you look Dan tan dare tonight darling"
by Karloss, November 17, 2018
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Tanning Bed

Hey bro
Hi
Go die in a tanning bed
by YOU_CRA April 21, 2022
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Polytenztangenic [pol-ee-tenz-tan-JEN-ik]

Polytenztangenic pol-ee-tenz-tan-JEN-ik

adjective

1. Characterizing a discourse or monologue that explores a wide range of topics or arguments from a singular, often passionate or biased perspective.

2. 2. Describing a spontaneous or energetic outburst that covers a broad spectrum of subjects, influenced by heightened enthusiasm or excitement, often lacking a clear focus but rich in personal references and anecdotes.
Polytenztangenic pol-ee-tenz-tan-JEN-ik

adjective

1. In his latest blog post, the author delivers a polytenztangenic tirade that, while seemingly erratic, provides deep insights into his unique worldview on digital privacy.

2. After consuming an excessive amount of energy drinks, she launched into a polytenztangenic rant during the meeting, weaving through topics from corporate strategy to her adventures in backpacking, much to the amusement and confusion of her.
by Veil Couture February 23, 2024
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Tribute Tan

A MAGA crowd identifier (similar to ‘post gunshot’ ear bandage) wherein participants self-apply facial bronzing agent in propitiation to their great leader.
Oh, don’t ya think that Katie’s got it goin’ on with the Tribute Tan!
Close, needs a bit more Pumpkin-Umber to truly be authentic.
by YAWA October 19, 2025
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Tan danggers

Those half pants half shorts that most Puerto Ricans wear. This item of clothing ends near the ankle and does not taper in width. Usually consists of denim or camo printed khaki material.
" yo did you see Edwin's Tan Danggers, they are dope "
by Edwinperez September 27, 2015
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