tomato surprise

When you're going down on your girl and she surprises you with heavy flow.

I went down on my girl knowing she was near her period when she gave me a tomato surprise.

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by Hampharm October 25, 2015

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Sunflower Surprise

When you are fisting a girl and are about wrist deep you open your hand out and give her a sunflower surprise.

Friend 1: aw man I gave my GF a sunflower surprise last night and she almost died
Friend 2: bro..thats just grim

by Spicy Memer October 1, 2016

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When a male is approaching climax, he throws a handful of tostito scoops at the females face. This is used as a split second distraction, as from there the male stabs the female to death. The moment the female expires the male is expected to climax.

Cop: *shoving man in back* I hope you get the fucking book!
Man: You don't get it man! It was just a funny prank! I call it the Tostito Surprise!

by Bingus. January 27, 2022

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Salisbury Surprise

The act of opening someone else's pants and shitting in their pants.

John: I went to Salisbury for my first time and Jack opened my pants and shit in them.
Zach: Isn't that a Salisbury surprise?

by Dicky Big February 27, 2020

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Surprise sex

Surprise, here is my cock or other object inside of you. This is only enjoyed in the aspects of consent. It's best if accompanied by a loud, "surprise mufucka!"

Rape is not surprise sex and is not fun. It is criminal and rapists should be put down.

My lover really enjoyed our surprise sex session the other day! Thanks for the tip Frederick!

by Eli schvetzel June 23, 2018

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