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Surprise Relocation

When someone is unexpectedly snatched up and moved to a new location... Usually occurs after persistant visitation.
Man that dude fkd up n was subjected to surprise relocation.
by RaininOnUrParade March 10, 2018
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Milkshake Surprise

When you nut in her mouth, and she keeps it in her mouth, releasing it in to yours when you go to kiss her
I was having an amazing time until she gave me a milkshake surprise
by afliiee March 12, 2020
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Snooki surprise

When a girl swallows the dick and balls then still has enough room to tongue punch the fart box.

When a lady can give a BJ and a rim job at the same time.

An incredibly experienced sexual act performed by a modern day whore.

When a ho surprises you with the tongue while she still has the dick and balls in your mouth.
Bro that girl was a super freak she gave me the snooki surprise.

She looks like a slut I bet she can give a mean snooki surprise.

He's so hot I'd totally give him a snooki surprise.

My husband doesn't pay attention to me anymore. Have you ever gave him a snooki surprise? I Know it's slutty but if you can't swallow the whole thing then just try the balls. Make sure the mother fucker showers before he comes to bed haha.
by Crazy charismatic August 7, 2017
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Dinner Surprise

Verb: Having sex with a girl from behind and throwing up on her back as you ejaculate.
Did you hear what Cal to Becky did the other night? He totally gave her the Dinner Surprise.
by Puke Covered Girl November 29, 2012
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Surprise Ed

Students who are at a more severe level than the average Special Needs classes.
Dude, I heard he got to surprise Ed.
by M_shaf123 August 23, 2018
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surprise springback

when someone is urinating with an erection and the basketball shorts they had pulled away involuntarily spring back and send urine flying in all directions onto the person.
Rusty- why does jeff have water spots all over his shirt?
Tyler- I think he had a surprise springback.
Rusty- hmm, definatley.
by amazawaliisdead July 20, 2009
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Salisbury Surprise

The act of opening someone else's pants and shitting in their pants.
John: I went to Salisbury for my first time and Jack opened my pants and shit in them.
Zach: Isn't that a Salisbury surprise?
by Dicky Big February 27, 2020
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