The Slovakian Surprise

When your dick is stretched beyond belief pulling out the extra 5 inches inside of you to bring your erect penis to your anus where it is then inserted by your spouse

Im hurting man fucking Jessica gave me the Slovakian Surprise last night never had better sex

by Jo Jo Da TRO TRO January 6, 2021

tomato surprise

When you're going down on your girl and she surprises you with heavy flow.

I went down on my girl knowing she was near her period when she gave me a tomato surprise.

blue waffle

by Hampharm October 25, 2015

Sunflower Surprise

When you are fisting a girl and are about wrist deep you open your hand out and give her a sunflower surprise.

Friend 1: aw man I gave my GF a sunflower surprise last night and she almost died
Friend 2: bro..thats just grim

by Spicy Memer October 1, 2016

Dinner Surprise

Verb: Having sex with a girl from behind and throwing up on her back as you ejaculate.

Did you hear what Cal to Becky did the other night? He totally gave her the Dinner Surprise.

by Puke Covered Girl November 29, 2012

Surprise Ed

Students who are at a more severe level than the average Special Needs classes.

Dude, I heard he got to surprise Ed.

by M_shaf123 August 23, 2018

surprise springback

when someone is urinating with an erection and the basketball shorts they had pulled away involuntarily spring back and send urine flying in all directions onto the person.

Rusty- why does jeff have water spots all over his shirt?
Tyler- I think he had a surprise springback.
Rusty- hmm, definatley.

by amazawaliisdead July 20, 2009

Wet Surprise

When you are pissing, sitting down and you accidentally piss on your underwear.

Damn it, I got a wet surprise again!

by n-bomb September 20, 2015