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stoner boner

a stoner's (person who is stoned) boner (erect penis)
"Look! Erik's got a stoner boner!"
by Ariel McDermott August 31, 2003
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Stoner

Everyone knows that the definition of stoner is a person who enjoys smoking marijuana, but beyond that, enjoys the marijuana culture (demographically speaking, they tend to be smokers who grow).

But there is a definition borrowed from a really old webster dictionary definition from the late 1500's... ok im just making that up, I just made up a definition, but should suit a definition mathematically.

these are the tools i measure with (its a medium sized jay)

Measured in days(d), joints (W).

Criteria:
If a the person smokes atleast two Ws a day for 28 consecutive days straight.
If a person smokes without prior planning or knowledge of smoke/smokes out with people they randomly meet on the street.
Has had a 14 day or more smoking trip or smoking binge with their friends where they have each smoked 10 or more Ws each day.

If the person fills two or more of those criteria, they are stoners- good for you :)
Yo Andreas!! Dude, that Stoner Kevin just met some random Stoner dude on the street who was wearing a clown hat just now and they went off to bake at the beach dude. I thought they were going to get into an argument or something but they just went to smoke up without us while we were on the 14 day smoking binge where we smoked atleast like 15 joints a day dude, dude we went from smoking like atleast 4 joints of some dope bud a day for 28 days...

If you talk like this- you just might be a Stoner.
Although if you don't talk like this, you could still be a Stoner- if you smoke that much consecutively and have such conversations.
by LegalizeItNow April 7, 2010
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Stoneresque

A form of art that may lead the mind into "terrestrial realms" that are not of this planet.

-Typically something else screws all that up.
Boy - Dude, have you seen this stain on your carpet?
Dude - Wait, what?! What stain??
Boy - You can't see it? Dude, it's completely Stoneresque.
by DJ TransAction March 24, 2011
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stoner

Someone who is capable of smoking a lot of marijuana in their life. They also tell the complete truth when they are high as fuck. Always believe them if they say they're "jizzing in their pants because this cereal is so good".
Stoner:I peed on your toothbrush cause I thought it was a little toilet

Stoner#2:I'm jizzing in my pants because this cereal is so good
by cerealissogood May 31, 2011
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sooper pooper

Fortnite kid's once they need to take a massive doo doo diarrhea shit, Once they take their shit they need a lot of toilet paper to wipe their stinky sweaty booty ass
by connor mcbundle July 6, 2021
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Zombie Stoner Effect

(n) is a rare occurrence that happens whenever there is large some of people who are on a heavy dose of marijuana. When these groups of people are all drawn to one thing that provides some sort of pleasure at once, whether it be something soft to the touch or something entertaining to watch, they tend to mumble or moan, thus producing the Zombie Stoner Effect.
Man #1: Why are there so many people petting that dog?
Man #2: It's the Zombie Stoner Effect, it only takes one then the rest follow.
Man #1: That dog does look soft...Braaains!
Man #2: Oh Jeez! You have become one!
by Reptar!!! December 23, 2009
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whore stomper

an insult directed at another person who calls you a name.
"Frank, your're a douchnozzle!"

"You're a Whore Stomper!"

(the first guy leaves the room crying)
by Mah Boi333 January 26, 2010
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