Stoner

A "stoner" is a person who regularly does and gets high on drugs, mostly cannabis.

He's a stoner.

by IceXXX July 16, 2021

stoner clean

when yo shi so clean but you still got yo stoner shi everywhere (weed, shake, bongs, etc)

mannn my shiii stoner clean😩

by bake.dbarbie July 31, 2021

stoner clean

when yo shi hella clean but you still got stoner shi everywhere (weed, shake, bongs, etc)

“mannnn my shi stoner cleannnn”

by bake.dbarbie July 31, 2021

clean stoner

Basically the person who gives off stoner energy without ever smoking pot.

Or the person who always announces themselves as such so they aren’t pressured into getting high.

Example 1
Man 1: (laughing hysterically*)
Man 2: Bro did you smoke?
Man 1: NOPE! (wheezes and falls*)

Example 2
Man 1: You want some?
Man 2: Nah I’m good, I’m a clean stoner..
Man 3: Why do I ever bring you out?

by QzandeenOFC August 2, 2021

Schrödinger's Stoner

Someone who decides whether or not weed is addictive based on whether or not they need it.

Kyle: "James, you smoke weed too much. You're probably addicted."
James: "Nah bro weed isn't addictive bro. I can stop at any time I want to."

*4 hours later*

James: "I am going through a mildly stressful event that will probably resolve itself in the near future. I really need to go smoke."
Kyle: "You're a Schrödinger's Stoner, James."

by urwifesboyfriend June 14, 2021

the real stoners

A group of pot heads who dedicate there lives to slapping out the green and Chonging it on a daily, not shy of the snow but just choose a more chilled out life.

Defined (the real stoners)
(Bitch) u wanna come to this dirty sesh
(TRS) nahhh I’m good me n the gang gonna go get on a Smokey one at Ms

by Chongingbong August 9, 2022

Stoner

When someone packs the bowl for a bong

Packer stoner roller

by Queen-of-_stoned August 16, 2022