I was at the strip club last night and I came home with a slug stain across my t-shirt from Monique.
by The Harry Balls January 22, 2018
Get the slug stainmug. As my eyes opened on a crisp an sunny winter day, I hoisted my legs out of bed and reached out for my jelly shoes which seemed an eternity away. I then proceeded to dress myself with a sparkly orange t-shirt and a pair of stripped trousers, I grabbed my hat and shoved it over my scalp to cover my tragic haircut. I then turned the knob and walked downstairs into the kitchen, when i had reached to kitchen I was shocked to find a lack of cereal. I am a huge fan of muesli and especially enjoy the muesli they sell in co-op as it has a nice crunch to it . Sadly all we had in the house was Crunchy Nut, to add to my misery in addition to not having muesli we had no semi skimmed milk only soya milk which is not refreshing and tastes a bit like a Smear Stain.
by DoctorPeterFile May 9, 2018
Get the Smear Stainmug. When one runs from the chamber to avoid a vote on an important issue.
see: abstain
see: Australian EX Prime Minister
see: Marriage Equality
see: abstain
see: Australian EX Prime Minister
see: Marriage Equality
The man was such a chicken - bitched about the entire process then coudlnt event vote cos he didn't want to be on the wrong side of history so he Abbott-stained.
by RoccosModernStrife December 8, 2017
Get the abbott-stainmug. by Ryan leaf November 28, 2014
Get the bacon stainsmug. Example 1: Wow, you never answer my FaceTime calls anymore, you little rat stain.
Example 2: come on rat stain, it’s time to go outside.
Example 2: come on rat stain, it’s time to go outside.
by Lanak February 7, 2022
Get the Rat stainmug. by agressive_hobbit172 February 23, 2018
Get the biblical stainmug. Happens during a hot day in the hood.. your car has no AC and your seats are Cloth so the underwear becomes stuck to your sweaty wet ass while you drive around looking for pussy lips that are dripping with yellow puss coming out.
Man i wish this Wet Swamp Stain would go away before I get licked by this freak with yellow oozing pussy lips.
by Kingsmidi December 20, 2019
Get the Wet Swamp Stainmug.