squab job

Jerking someone off while making pigeon noises

She gave him a squab job and he new she wasn't a classy bird

by Reeling Keeling March 16, 2015

squab eye

The squab can be natural or brought on by laughter. A person who's one eye shuts when in hysterics is known to have the squab eye. A lazy eye or any difference to one eye also falls into the category of squab.

Whoah look at toms squab eye got a bad one there chap!

by Deeb619 August 25, 2015

Squad Wife

Girlfriend of a squad member who attempts to boss around the squad like a wife.

Yo man Jennie being a squad Wife.

by munch! munch! October 9, 2015

squaddy

Squaddy - scottish for a member of a group of Neds

' Awright pal, hard weekend got a golden shower from a squaddy '

by Weeandy July 20, 2016

Squad-Regated

Where one is simply left out by the squad, they go out and without inviting you

I'm Squad-regated from the squad

by The secret ginger October 9, 2016

squad roasting

When you and your squad insult each other so bad you would fight someone else for saying shit like that

You to a member of your squad: When I bang your mom we don't use protection. You know... cause she's fixed.

Squad: DAMN!!! Fuck you! ( and then roasts you back)

I love getting high and squad roasting with you little bitches

by MeatHandle January 21, 2017

squad swear

More powerfull than just a normal swear. Its used with your squad mainly. But it can be used with other people too, so they know you're not lying.

Dude1: Hey dude!! Tomorrow I'm going out with Sarah.
Dude2: Nah, you lying.
Dude1: Squad swear!!
Dude2: Squad swear!

by Swachy February 17, 2017