Shit and Spin

The act of alternating shitting and barfing in the same toilet. For example, when sitting on the toilet shitting you realize you need to spin around and barf.

Dude that food was so nasty it gave me the shit and spins.

by ThatsWhatsUp562 December 25, 2013

Shabby-Shit

Two definitions:

a. When someone tries to create a 'Shabby Chic' environment and fails.

b. When an environment that was once genuinely 'Shabby Chic' falls in to a state of disrepair and is deemed crap.

a. Have you seen what those Chavs have done to their house? They've made it look Shabby-Shit by painting the walls and furniture with lime wash.

b. That château we stayed in was more 'Shabby-Shit' than 'Shabby-Chic'.

by Ginger Monkey July 17, 2007

fixing shit

Fix something random. To fix shit. I am fixing shit. Yesterday i fixed shit. I have fixed shit. I was fixing shit.

I was fixing shit yesterday. Can you fix my shit?

by Vebb May 20, 2016

shit the titty

when you drink before noon

it is 11:50! you have 10 minutes to shit the titty

by shh don’t tell bitty August 8, 2021

Wakanda shit is this?

A pun that means “What kind of shit is this?”

Watch Black Panther to understand the full image of the pun. Wakanda is basically Black Panther’s home country.

Guy 1: dude pass this video to 15 people otherwise you’ll die the next day
Guy 2: Wakanda shit is this?
Guy 1: *dies from humiliation*

by T’Challa luvs Wakanda March 14, 2018

Salmon Shit

A shit that comes back up into the toilet bowl after being flushed much like the wild salmon swims against the current to return home.

"Dude, why didn't you flush?"

"I did! It must have been a salmon shit that swam back upstream."

by HoneyGetMyBelt October 19, 2020

Shit Heroes

Those superheroes of excretion who have proven themselves to be the true masters of the poop world.

Although I’ve passed a few monsters myself, I cannot compete with the ultra-humongous, knock-down stinking turd mountains excreted by the Shit Heroes.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 27, 2019