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dry shit

Mythical shit that leaves no residue and requires no wiping of the anus. People who claim to have dry shitted, are usually embarrassed because they did not wipe their ass, and claim that the ass didn't need wiping. All asses need wiping
"Oh my god will just took a dry shit."
by Daddy November 27, 2003
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Semtex Shit

The act of taking a shit so hard that it sticks to the toilet bowl similar to the way semtex sticks to surfaces/people in the Call Of Duty series.

Sometimes it even has the ability to withstand the force of a flush or two.
Person 1: "Yo man, I just took one hell of a shit, it's stuck on like semtex and it won't flush away, what should I do?"

Person 2: "Oh you took a semtex shit? Its cool, just leave it for the cleaner, I'm sure she won't mind."

*Later that day....*

Cleaner: "WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!"
by wisemen experience July 19, 2011
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Salmon Shit

A shit that comes back up into the toilet bowl after being flushed much like the wild salmon swims against the current to return home.
"Dude, why didn't you flush?"

"I did! It must have been a salmon shit that swam back upstream."
by HoneyGetMyBelt October 19, 2020
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Shabby-Shit

Two definitions:

a. When someone tries to create a 'Shabby Chic' environment and fails.

b. When an environment that was once genuinely 'Shabby Chic' falls in to a state of disrepair and is deemed crap.
a. Have you seen what those Chavs have done to their house? They've made it look Shabby-Shit by painting the walls and furniture with lime wash.

b. That château we stayed in was more 'Shabby-Shit' than 'Shabby-Chic'.
by Ginger Monkey July 17, 2007
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fixing shit

Fix something random. To fix shit. I am fixing shit. Yesterday i fixed shit. I have fixed shit. I was fixing shit.
I was fixing shit yesterday. Can you fix my shit?
by Vebb May 20, 2016
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on the clock shit

noun. (an addition to "The Shit List")

This is any kind of shit that you take while you are punched in (clocked in) at work. Lunch hour and coffee break shits do not qualify.
"Thought you might have fell down the toilet since you took so long in the bathroom?"

"Oh no, I just needed to take a nice "on the clock shit"!
by jamminspacey January 24, 2010
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Shit and Spin

The act of alternating shitting and barfing in the same toilet. For example, when sitting on the toilet shitting you realize you need to spin around and barf.
Dude that food was so nasty it gave me the shit and spins.
by ThatsWhatsUp562 December 25, 2013
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