Mythical shit that leaves no residue and requires no wiping of the anus. People who claim to have dry shitted, are usually embarrassed because they did not wipe their ass, and claim that the ass didn't need wiping. All asses need wiping
by Daddy November 27, 2003
Get the dry shitmug. The act of taking a shit so hard that it sticks to the toilet bowl similar to the way semtex sticks to surfaces/people in the Call Of Duty series.
Sometimes it even has the ability to withstand the force of a flush or two.
Sometimes it even has the ability to withstand the force of a flush or two.
Person 1: "Yo man, I just took one hell of a shit, it's stuck on like semtex and it won't flush away, what should I do?"
Person 2: "Oh you took a semtex shit? Its cool, just leave it for the cleaner, I'm sure she won't mind."
*Later that day....*
Cleaner: "WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!"
Person 2: "Oh you took a semtex shit? Its cool, just leave it for the cleaner, I'm sure she won't mind."
*Later that day....*
Cleaner: "WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!"
by wisemen experience July 19, 2011
Get the Semtex Shitmug. A shit that comes back up into the toilet bowl after being flushed much like the wild salmon swims against the current to return home.
by HoneyGetMyBelt October 19, 2020
Get the Salmon Shitmug. Two definitions:
a. When someone tries to create a 'Shabby Chic' environment and fails.
b. When an environment that was once genuinely 'Shabby Chic' falls in to a state of disrepair and is deemed crap.
a. When someone tries to create a 'Shabby Chic' environment and fails.
b. When an environment that was once genuinely 'Shabby Chic' falls in to a state of disrepair and is deemed crap.
a. Have you seen what those Chavs have done to their house? They've made it look Shabby-Shit by painting the walls and furniture with lime wash.
b. That château we stayed in was more 'Shabby-Shit' than 'Shabby-Chic'.
b. That château we stayed in was more 'Shabby-Shit' than 'Shabby-Chic'.
by Ginger Monkey July 17, 2007
Get the Shabby-Shitmug. Fix something random. To fix shit. I am fixing shit. Yesterday i fixed shit. I have fixed shit. I was fixing shit.
by Vebb May 20, 2016
Get the fixing shitmug. noun. (an addition to "The Shit List")
This is any kind of shit that you take while you are punched in (clocked in) at work. Lunch hour and coffee break shits do not qualify.
This is any kind of shit that you take while you are punched in (clocked in) at work. Lunch hour and coffee break shits do not qualify.
"Thought you might have fell down the toilet since you took so long in the bathroom?"
"Oh no, I just needed to take a nice "on the clock shit"!
"Oh no, I just needed to take a nice "on the clock shit"!
by jamminspacey January 24, 2010
Get the on the clock shitmug. The act of alternating shitting and barfing in the same toilet. For example, when sitting on the toilet shitting you realize you need to spin around and barf.
by ThatsWhatsUp562 December 25, 2013
Get the Shit and Spinmug.