Skip to main content

sir richard

The most annoying person in the whole fucking world.
OMG. Sir Richard just stepped on my foot he is soooooo annoying
by imboredsoiuseurbandictionary February 14, 2019
mugGet the sir richardmug.

Richard

An emotionally unavailable person who enjoys behaving like a cunt. He is a walking red flag and you should avoid him at all costs.
Oh, you got played? It must have been a Richard
by Toccy May 30, 2022
mugGet the Richardmug.

Richard

The male version of a ‘Karen
A customer asked to see my manager because I told him he couldn’t use expired coupons, he was being such a Richard
by BNHarr5 October 28, 2020
mugGet the Richardmug.

Richard Balls

Richard Balls is the CEO of balls and arch nemesis of Johnson Nuts
Richards balls’ son is Jow Balls
Person 1: do you k la who Richard Balls is?
Person 2: yes he is the CEO of balls
by ball enjoyer April 25, 2023
mugGet the Richard Ballsmug.

grand richard

Slang

Alternative to openly calling someone a "Big Dick."

Grand = Big, Richard = Dick.

It is a corruption of the nickname used for Richard which is Dick. Likewise a Dick also was a slang term for a Detective (either Private or police) However being a corruption of an old Nickname this term is an insult.

Likewise this can be used to make a compound insult such as saying someone is being like Grand Richard's Cranium. That is calling someone a 'big dick head.'

The insult can be more condescending saying "Grande Resharde"as if you were using a French insult.
Example 1:
"Hey, I don't give a rat's ass what you think."
*"Just proves here who the Grand Richard is, now don't it?"*

Example 2:
"You missed a wonderful staff meeting. I got to meet the new boss. The guy HR is replacing James with intends to shake things up here. He is a Grand Richard for certain."

*"So your telling me he is a big dick?"*

"Throbbing, erect, and purple headed. I seriously think the guy has an ego the size of Texas."

Example 3:
"Stop acting like a Grand Richard."
*"WTF does that mean?"*
"YOU'RE BEING A BIG DICK!"
*"... >o<!"*
by Fractious1 December 29, 2017
mugGet the grand richardmug.

Richard

When you have best friend, that means the world to you, but he always does dumb shit and random times.
Richard I'm talking to a girl and you came and cockblocked me.
by Teo.ydd April 24, 2022
mugGet the Richardmug.

Richard Bannister

Richard is usually a man who has a taste for a younger woman. He lives life purely off daddy’s money and doesn’t know when enough is enough.
Oh have you bought another car? That’s such a Richard Bannister!
by BethDuxbury97 November 22, 2021
mugGet the Richard Bannistermug.

Share this definition