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Purple Cannon

The condition of your dick as a result of fucking Barney, the purple dinosaur, nonstop for over 50min. Your sperm, and in fact, whole dick, is purple.
I fucked Barney last night for a while, and I have a Purple Cannon.
by GreenSpoon October 23, 2009
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purple onion

the female equivalent to blue balls (i.e. unfulfilled sexual pleasure from or after being sexually teased).
That hot guy gave me such a purple onion when he bent over.
by Andy7 August 20, 2007
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purple haze

Purple Haze is EXTINCT. The seed company that produced it went down in the 50's or 60's i cant remember which. However there are other strains of purple weed, just not haze. If you dont beleive me try to find one seed company that produces or sells "purple haze" seeds. You wont be able to but you will find seeds called purple power, purple formula, purple kush, etc. These are some purple strains that exist, but there is no purple haze.
guy1: I got some purple haze
guy2: No, its probaly purple cush. Purple haze is extinct, but whatever, who cares what its called any purple strain is dank.
guy1: Yeah, Lets go smoke a bowl or two.
by Chrisde420 June 11, 2006
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Purple bRain

When you give a guy head while wearing fresh purple lipstick of any shade, resulting in purple up and down his shaft.
Person 1: "Could you give me some Purple bRain?
Person 2: "I just bought a new purple lipstick from Sephora, so sure."
by theboywhocriedpurple March 8, 2018
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Purple Chamber

Slang for anal sex used by sex workers in Byzantine Empire
by nymodesup January 27, 2022
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Purple Rug

The purple rug is a reference to the fanfiction Unbelievers by isthatyoularry
A: Omg the purple rug scene in Unbelievers was so good.
B: Yes
by Zay (they/them) July 22, 2022
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Purple nerple

This is the day were the ladies rule! Ladies if you see a man/boy give them a purple nerple! Simple:) and the men CAN NOT do it back:)
Purple nerple your ex’s too! Have fun!
by Thatbratzdoll.2000’s November 24, 2020
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