i ain't never seen two pretty best friends 

As you read, there is no record of two pretty best friends. One of is always butt ugly while the other is hot.

Nah, Valentina and Sophia can't both be pretty cause i ain't never seen two pretty best friends, it's always one of them gotta be ugly. As you can see, Sophia is sexier.

i ain't never seen two pretty best friends by MadPhatCoochie November 4, 2020

I ain’t never seen two pretty best friends 

it’s always one of gotta be ugly

guy one: yo look at those two girls
guy two: yeah but i ain’t never seen two pretty best friends tho

I ain’t never seen two pretty best friends by pussysmack November 2, 2020

internet pretty 

The term used for when someone creates a more beautiful image of themselves by using:
text to describe themselves,
selective photo angles to show there "best side"
heavily photoshoping (sometimes) to remove all other information.
Though in real life, there just an ok looking narcassistic and yet insecure bitch\bastard, who would otherwise be a well rounded person, if the internet had no infected her with internet confidence and twisted them

Mr. T : Hey have you seen lora's new pics, shes hot!
Jacko : Yeah but i have seen her in real life, shes internet pretty!
MR. T : damn fool!
Jacko : Oww!

internet pretty by Annox February 10, 2006

Oh Pretty Good 

This is what you tell the person next to you before walking away from someone who just said something completely ridiculous.

Bob: I think Tupac was the greatest Rapper Ever.
Ray: Oh Pretty Good.

Oh Pretty Good by Mojo Maniac August 7, 2008

Elk Grove pretty 

A girl that is considered "pretty" by the low standards set by other girls residing in Elk Grove, CA, but would be a paper bagger anywhere else. They become increasingly attractive to guys with the consumption of alcohol. Typically a redneck, bro hoe, or just a slut in general.

-Aye, would you fuck her?
--Maybe if I was schmammered, she's so Elk Grove pretty it's like an optical illusion.

Elk Grove pretty by 95624 January 2, 2011

oh these are pretty good bananas 

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oh these are pretty good bananas

oh these are pretty good bananas by im in school right now no joke April 11, 2019

Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around, you could miss it. 

“life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around, you could miss it” - Ferris Bueller

Basically means to enjoy life and do want you wanna do, don’t let anyone stop u from living life to the fullest.

parent: make sure you go to school everyday and become successful. If I see you on your phone your grounded, study!

Kid: no, I want to have some fun and enjoy life, just like what Ferris Bueller said

Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around, you could miss it.

Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around, you could miss it. by champagnebaby November 19, 2019