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YouTube Porn

Extremely soft-core porn catered to, and watched by, 11 year old boys who are just entering into the deeper, darker side of the Internet. Easily accessible through the website YouTube (which wants to sound like a porn site anyway), and usually includes boobs or ass in the thumbnail.
Example 1:

Reminiscent Guy: When I was 11, it was Ryan Higa who got me hooked on YouTube. That, and YouTube Porn. God I used to love those Kate Upton dancing videos.

Example 2:

11 Year Old Kid: Hey bro, did you see that video of that one bikini girl putting sunscreen on that other bikini girl? So hot, right?

21 Year Old Guy: Shit dude, that's some serious YouTube Porn. Have you tried YouPorn or ExtremeTube?
11 Year Old Kid: What?

21 Year Old Guy : *smh*
by Loberson July 5, 2016
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military porn

"Military porn" are images or videos of pure badassery for military enthusiasts
Example: military porn is a poster of a soldier jumping out of an airplane or a video of a soldier firing his weapon but looking super badass while doing it.

badassery war military enthusiasts combat army marines
by Em p February 1, 2014
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porn sexuality

Porn star rated by how good she is her

"porn sexuality"
-Out of ten what porn sexuality rating would you give that bitch
-Aah a porn sexuality rating of 8 I'd say. What bout you.
-aah I'll give her a 9
by Dingo dodger July 8, 2014
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Porn Flake

An Annoying person who constantly calls everyone associated with porn begging for an opportunity to act in a video. When they finally get the opportunity, they don't show up and refuse to answer their phone.

The worst offenders will flake on the opportunity and then call a few months later with excuses and start the process all over again.
"I have a guy on the phone with no experience interested in acting in a porn film."

"Hang up. He's probably just a Porn Flake."
by artist1955 August 5, 2012
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wrestler porn

The strategic placement of food in front of a wrestler. Looking at such items can make a wrestler lust for foods depicted in cooking magazines or television shows. Even in real life!
Attenuated Wrestler #1: Dude, I was watching the cooking channel last night, and I was all over that chocolate fudge cake!
Attenuated Wrestler #2: Not cool, man. That's like total wrestler porn.

Attenuated Wrestler #1: Whatever, man...hey, you want a celery stick?
by cookookachu February 1, 2010
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porn shakes

the feeling you get when you're trying to close like 10 windows really fucking quick but you can't because you're all tensed up in fear of getting caught spanking the monkey
i had the porn shakes last night when my mom got home early from work.
by snarkmcnutball January 31, 2008
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violence porn

Graphic violence. An expression used to state that the display of graphic violence is no more ethical, socially acceptable or "healthy" than graphic sex.
IMO, The Passion of the Christ is yet another of Gibson's violence porns.
by DoloHall May 1, 2007
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