piss on bricks

A sentence of absolute frustration, when nothing else comes to mind to define your frustrations, this phrase is put into use.

Olivia: Well, what if the douchebag doesn't ignore you?
Katherine: Then piss on bricks.

piss on bricks by Totlo Wolf October 21, 2012

Piss wine 

Piss that is fermented into wine that is used as a recreational drug in unpopular and poor areas.

Person A: I would like a glass of piss wine, please.
Waiter pours some piss wine into a glass.
Person C: Piss wine! Gross! Is this what your undeveloped country serves us???

Piss wine by Sunny Beach August 21, 2013

Piss Funnel 

When a man urinates on his nutsack due to having an extremely small penis. The urine flows through the awkward crease between a males testicles that is formed by the skin of the scrotum.

In other words, you cockola is too short to refrain from pissing on your nuts. Therefor causing the piss funnel.

"After getting stung by a jellyfish I really needed someone to piss all over my leg. I preferred not to get piss anywhere else except my leg. Thank God Tom came to the rescue with his piss funnel(small cockola) and provided a neat single stream with no splatter." Thanks Tom.

Piss Funnel by TASHAK December 30, 2013

piss jerking 

The act of masturbating your flacid penis while urinating. Normaly to amuse and or upset various members of a congregation.

Ex. I enjoy pissjerking in the backyard at cookout, its a great conversation starter

Steve- sure is a great day to be hiking, hang on steve im gona take a leak
Tom- ok ... Jesus christ what the fuck are you jerking your cock for, your getting piss everywhere.
Steve- o sorry i just like to pissjerk once in a while
Tom- o thats sounds like fun, im gona drink all this water so i can start my piss jerking career

piss jerking by piss jerking October 14, 2014

Piss Chair 

The act of a man sitting on a tolit straddled by a girl who is peeing

I got the piss chair yesterday

Piss Chair by Carter Chunt February 23, 2015

piss pedal 

In skateboarding, pushing with your front foot instead of your back foot. Also called mongo push. It is considered to be bad form. See also Pushing Mongo

The hottop had a slight slope so she only had to piss pedal one way.

piss pedal by lkm1220 August 21, 2016

piss queen 

A gay man who likes to be urinated on and/or who drinks another man's urine as part of a sexual encounter

Did you see that piss queen with the piss flowing onto his face, into his mouth and down his chest? He was swallowing! That's hot!

piss queen by Kevitar September 24, 2018