Birkenstock-pilled

It refers to someone recognising the patriarcal systems that exists in the world.

A play on the term "red-pilled" based on the movie Barbie where Barbie is offered the learn the truth by picking flat Birkenstock (and travelling to the real world) or picking a a pair of pink high heels that reject that for keeping things as they are and ignoring reality.

I used to think men should be paid more but then I got Birkenstock-pilled and realised women deserve to be paid the same for equal work

by Kemal Shand August 17, 2023

Phosphorescence Pilled

Someone who thinks they have moved past being white pilled, but are still stuck being red pilled with a 25% chance of being black pilled in the next 3-6 months.

You guys are so far behind, I'm what they call phosphorescence pilled, I have transcended.

by Pilled September 12, 2022

jew pill

Someone who has taken the jew pill realizes how jews own and exploit the banks, the media, the government, etc

Mike: Do jews really control everything?
Jason: Yeah. I took the jew pill after learning the truth.
Mike: I took the jew pill too! I’m finally free!

by Timmy Noscope May 14, 2024

Copper Pill

Copper Pillers are devoid of emotions and are apathetic due to the current state of the world. They stop caring about anything and everything, which includes politics, dating, and life. They don't garner much attention, as they don't draw attention to themselves. So, they exist for the sake of existing.

Jack: Have you ever heard of Copper Pillers?
Frank: No.
Jack: Exactly.

by Mister Arbiter June 12, 2024

ED Pills

Pills to prove to your girl/wife that you're not a faggot having an affair with a dude.

Commercial for ED Pills- Has she been wondering lately about your sexuality? Does she tell you that every part of you is dysfunctional, and that your whiskey dick problem goes deeper than your drinking habit? That's because you need these pills, so that you can prove to her that you're not a faggot that would choose gay porn over her any day. It might not be a big deal to you, but to her it is a big deal that your dick does what it is supposed to do and stops malfunctioning.

by The Original Agahnim August 3, 2021

dyslexia pills

The feeling of being so high you can’t read or see. Another term for weed

my dyslexia pills are kicking in

by thicctoes27 June 24, 2020

Pill

An individual who is overzealous, over involved, or too on to some shit nobody else cares about or wants to be concerned with at the time. Much like how a pill that you consume has the capability to over influence of your mind/mental state.

"It's been over 2 months and Dylan still won't shut up about The Wire. What a pill."
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"Quit being a pill, Will, we all f***ing know Lil Nas X slaps okay!"

by easydoesit47 September 2, 2021